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wideguy
Apr 16, 2007, 12:48 AM
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THREE TIMES today I asked my wife if she wanted me to stop at the liquor store. Three times.
Bottle of wine?
No, I'm fine
Six Pack of Beer? Strongbow?
Nope, Not drinking tonight.
Some um? Make a drink for yourself after dinner? Rare night off don't you know?
Nope, I'm all good
And then what did I just find?
She drank the last of my Bourbon!!!!!
Good thing she's good in the sack....
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rrrADAM
Apr 16, 2007, 12:58 AM
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We, men and women, speak different languages at times...
Man: What's wrong ???
Woman: Nothing.
Man: You seem upset, what's wrong ???
Woman: Nothing, I'm fine.
Man: Sweety, I can tell that somethings's bothering you... What's wrong ???
Woman: Really, I'm fine... Everything is OK.
Man: OK... Fine.
Woman: You don't care !!!
  
(This post was edited by rrrADAM on Apr 16, 2007, 12:58 AM)
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carabiner96
Apr 16, 2007, 1:04 AM
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Well....can ya blame her?
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wjca
Apr 16, 2007, 12:21 PM
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What kind of bourbon?
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dvd
Apr 16, 2007, 6:32 PM
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does it matter? she's drinken whiskey, nice
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krillen
Apr 16, 2007, 6:51 PM
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She told you she was fine...she was fine drinking all your burbon 
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wjca
Apr 16, 2007, 6:56 PM
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wideguy wrote: wjca wrote: What kind of bourbon? Makers Mark. Why? Does the type or bourbon make it more or less acceptable?
Not any more or less acceptable. I just wanted to see what kind of taste she had in whiskey. There is a difference between a Jim Beam kind of woman and a Blanton's kind of woman. Maker's Mark falls about in the middle.
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wideguy
Apr 16, 2007, 7:09 PM
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She'd probably do better if I could afford to buy better. Bourbons and Whiskeys in the higher end are something I haven't had much chance to experiment with
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wjca
Apr 16, 2007, 7:15 PM
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You see, a woman that would kill a bottle of $60 bourbon without you there to take advantage of her once she gets drunk has no respect for you or your booze. A woman that would do it to a $15 bottle is pretty much the same but a much cheeper date with a iron stomach like a goat.
I think its also important to know how she drank it. Neat? Rocks? Mint julep? With coke? Whiskey sour? Sidecar perhaps?. All important questions.
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devils_advocate
Apr 16, 2007, 7:26 PM
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wjca wrote: A woman that would do it to a $15 bottle is pretty much the same but a much cheeper date with a iron stomach like a goat.
I prefer to just spend my $15 on an actual goat, but if a drunk woman with a stomach like a goat is the best I can do, so be it.
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