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wanderlustmd
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artm wrote: microbarn wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: farm boy from colorado I would hope so. Not austrailian shepherds? They seem more likely to be a farm dog artm is a farmboy? I challenge you to a farm-off. I can do a wheelie on a john deere tractor I can irrigate a field by with gravity tubes on a ditchbank I can drive a combine Plow a field shoot gophers with a .22 I am all talk. I lived in an area with TONS of farmers, but I never lived on a farm. So, I know more then a lot of city folk, but not much when you really get down to it. I only helped out a hand full of times. Though, my favorite sledding experience was on flat land. We got my friend's tractor out and we drove it around in circles in the field pulling a sled. I win the farm off!
Not so fast, highlander.
I worked on a farm throughout high school and college. The oldest family owned farm in the country. I planted, harvested, drove tractors, built a greenhouse, chopped wood, managed the staff, built a potato gun when we were supposed to be harvesting, drank beer while operating heavy machinery and got a sweet cowboy hat from the owner.
Beat that.
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microbarn
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wanderlustmd wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: farm boy from colorado I would hope so. Not austrailian shepherds? They seem more likely to be a farm dog artm is a farmboy? I challenge you to a farm-off. I can do a wheelie on a john deere tractor I can irrigate a field by with gravity tubes on a ditchbank I can drive a combine Plow a field shoot gophers with a .22 I am all talk. I lived in an area with TONS of farmers, but I never lived on a farm. So, I know more then a lot of city folk, but not much when you really get down to it. I only helped out a hand full of times. Though, my favorite sledding experience was on flat land. We got my friend's tractor out and we drove it around in circles in the field pulling a sled. I win the farm off! Not so fast, highlander. I worked on a farm throughout high school and college. The oldest family owned farm in the country. I planted, harvested, drove tractors, built a greenhouse, chopped wood, managed the staff, built a potato gun when we were supposed to be harvesting, drank beer while operating heavy machinery and got a sweet cowboy hat from the owner. Beat that.
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dr_feelgood
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epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I think i am going to shave my beard into porkchop sideburns. Pics to follow. do something intersting. unless you really can poll off the 'sideburns of authority.' Well, right now i have a hitler mustache, enormous sideburns and a misshapen soul patch ala brent_E. \ We need pic updates every few moments. Ha! The soul patch and hitler stache are gone. Stupid weak battery. I can see that this was a well planned operation.
Poorly planned yet well executed. Picture(1) to follow.
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epoch
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wanderlustmd wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: farm boy from colorado I would hope so. Not austrailian shepherds? They seem more likely to be a farm dog artm is a farmboy? I challenge you to a farm-off. I can do a wheelie on a john deere tractor I can irrigate a field by with gravity tubes on a ditchbank I can drive a combine Plow a field shoot gophers with a .22 I am all talk. I lived in an area with TONS of farmers, but I never lived on a farm. So, I know more then a lot of city folk, but not much when you really get down to it. I only helped out a hand full of times. Though, my favorite sledding experience was on flat land. We got my friend's tractor out and we drove it around in circles in the field pulling a sled. I win the farm off! Not so fast, highlander. I worked on a farm throughout high school and college. The oldest family owned farm in the country. I planted, harvested, drove tractors, built a greenhouse, chopped wood, managed the staff, built a potato gun when we were supposed to be harvesting, drank beer while operating heavy machinery and got a sweet cowboy hat from the owner. Beat that.
I've hearded cattle on horseback.
Riding lawn mower.
Tractor.
Bycycle.
Helicopter.
Station wagon.
On foot.
Dug irrigation ditches.
Walked the fence line.
Corraled chickens.
Ducks.
Pigs.
Goats.
Driven a combine.
Tractor.
Golf cart.
5 ton.
1 ton.
..my mother insane.
I've buckarooed.
Been on cattle drives.
Sheep drives. (sickos)
Argued about water rights.
Fished in the mill pond.
Swam in the mill pond. (with and without clothes)
I can saddle a horse.
Shod a horse.
Brand cattle.
Castraite cattle.
I have been known to clear a field of it's hay bails in an afternoon.
I wouldn't say that I farm, but I make one hell of a rancher...
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epoch
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microbarn wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: farm boy from colorado I would hope so. Not austrailian shepherds? They seem more likely to be a farm dog artm is a farmboy? I challenge you to a farm-off. I can do a wheelie on a john deere tractor I can irrigate a field by with gravity tubes on a ditchbank I can drive a combine Plow a field shoot gophers with a .22 I am all talk. I lived in an area with TONS of farmers, but I never lived on a farm. So, I know more then a lot of city folk, but not much when you really get down to it. I only helped out a hand full of times. Though, my favorite sledding experience was on flat land. We got my friend's tractor out and we drove it around in circles in the field pulling a sled. I win the farm off! Not so fast, highlander. I worked on a farm throughout high school and college. The oldest family owned farm in the country. I planted, harvested, drove tractors, built a greenhouse, chopped wood, managed the staff, built a potato gun when we were supposed to be harvesting, drank beer while operating heavy machinery and got a sweet cowboy hat from the owner. Beat that. I never built a potato gun. I should really do that sometime.
Find directions online on how to properly use Oxy-Acetline as your accellerant.
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microbarn wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: microbarn wrote: fructose is better then sucrose though right? That high fructose corn syrup stuff is better, we don't have that here. Huh? What is so hard to understand about this whole topic?? I mean that HFCS is not as bad for you as sucrose. Isn't it made from corn??? edumacate me HFCS is made from corn, but it is so refined it is the ultimate evil of sugar. It is very sweet and addictive. It makes it hard for your bidy to read the chemicals that tell you when you are full so you keep gorging. It is likely why so many people in the States are so ridiculously fat. It is in almost every thing over there. Next time you are in the States bring back a can of your favorite soda, pop, or what ever you call it, and get a can of it from Canada. First compare the ingredients. Then do a taste test. Remind me tonight and I can give you an article to read about it. ^^^obviously knows way more about it then me in my earlier post.
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epoch
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chossmonkey wrote: microbarn wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: microbarn wrote: fructose is better then sucrose though right? That high fructose corn syrup stuff is better, we don't have that here. Huh? What is so hard to understand about this whole topic?? I mean that HFCS is not as bad for you as sucrose. Isn't it made from corn??? edumacate me HFCS is made from corn, but it is so refined it is the ultimate evil of sugar. It is very sweet and addictive. It makes it hard for your bidy to read the chemicals that tell you when you are full so you keep gorging. It is likely why so many people in the States are so ridiculously fat. It is in almost every thing over there. Next time you are in the States bring back a can of your favorite soda, pop, or what ever you call it, and get a can of it from Canada. First compare the ingredients. Then do a taste test. Remind me tonight and I can give you an article to read about it. ^^^obviously knows way more about it then me in my earlier post. STFU!!!
I'd like to see this article.
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chossmonkey
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epoch wrote: microbarn wrote: epoch wrote: granite_grrl wrote: microbarn wrote: For no reason at all, we are going to do an 80's and spandex night at the gym tonight. I have to borrow the spandex, but I think I am borrowing a pair with laces on the side to show off how I won't be wearing any underwear. We will see if that one is still available when I show up. Fun times. Fun times. Dude, you're borrowing someone else's spandex with plans not to wear underwear? I would never let you borrow my spandex. what's with the quoting and no content? Are you voicing agreement? Is this your new alternative to 'content'? have you noticed that my moniker is in green? I'm afraid that this is the owner's way of limiting my 'content'. They've also requested that I put that silly thing in my sig too. We'll see how far I can maintain to remain on this site. It often doesn't look good when a mod gets bandz from a forum now does it?
You got banzd? Or near banzd?
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epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: farm boy from colorado I would hope so. Not austrailian shepherds? They seem more likely to be a farm dog artm is a farmboy? I challenge you to a farm-off. I can do a wheelie on a john deere tractor I can irrigate a field by with gravity tubes on a ditchbank I can drive a combine Plow a field shoot gophers with a .22 I am all talk. I lived in an area with TONS of farmers, but I never lived on a farm. So, I know more then a lot of city folk, but not much when you really get down to it. I only helped out a hand full of times. Though, my favorite sledding experience was on flat land. We got my friend's tractor out and we drove it around in circles in the field pulling a sled. I win the farm off! Not so fast, highlander. I worked on a farm throughout high school and college. The oldest family owned farm in the country. I planted, harvested, drove tractors, built a greenhouse, chopped wood, managed the staff, built a potato gun when we were supposed to be harvesting, drank beer while operating heavy machinery and got a sweet cowboy hat from the owner. Beat that. I've hearded cattle on horseback. Riding lawn mower. Tractor. Bycycle. Helicopter. Station wagon. On foot. Dug irrigation ditches. Walked the fence line. Corraled chickens. Ducks. Pigs. Goats. Driven a combine. Tractor. Golf cart. 5 ton. 1 ton. ..my mother insane. I've buckarooed. Been on cattle drives. Sheep drives. (sickos) Argued about water rights. Fished in the mill pond. Swam in the mill pond. (with and without clothes) I can saddle a horse. Shod a horse. Brand cattle. Castraite cattle. I have been known to clear a field of it's hay bails in an afternoon. I wouldn't say that I farm, but I make one hell of a rancher...
Epoch joines the fray!
I'll raise you:
Fixed a potato harvester with a Lost Arrow.
Got on with the farmer's daughter.
One of those is true.
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kachoong wrote: chossmonkey wrote: kachoong wrote: I'm an Aussie.... she's a Texan Is she a Texan now? I guess that would explain why you were in Texas while she was out East. She's always been a Texan.... but yeah, her being in the East for the time being kinda sucks.... at least we see each other every 2-4 months usually.....not for too much longer though.... 
If I followed Rebecca here and then she went off somewhere else I'd politely ask her to go content moderated.
Well not really. But it might cross my mind. I suppose if you stayed in Australia you would see each other less. If I was back in the States right now it probably wouldn't be any worse than what you have going on. Unless the boarder Nazis decided to not let her in.
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chossmonkey
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Floppy Dumpster? You lived in a dumpster? That isn't a bad name for a gay porn star with erectile dysfunction. I was speculating on epoch's name.
I forgot you already had said yours.
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kachoong
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chossmonkey wrote: kachoong wrote: chossmonkey wrote: kachoong wrote: I'm an Aussie.... she's a Texan Is she a Texan now? I guess that would explain why you were in Texas while she was out East. She's always been a Texan.... but yeah, her being in the East for the time being kinda sucks.... at least we see each other every 2-4 months usually.....not for too much longer though.... So she is still East? If I followed Rebecca here and then she went off somewhere else I'd politely ask her to go content moderated. Well not really. But it might cross my mind. I suppose if you stayed in Australia you would see each other less. If I was back in the States right now it probably wouldn't be any worse than what you have going on. Unless the boarder Nazis decided to not let her in.
Kind of.... that's where she lives.... for the moment. I came here coz I got the position of TA and to do my masters and couldn't find anything out East. I took the opportunity.
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epoch
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wanderlustmd wrote: epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: farm boy from colorado I would hope so. Not austrailian shepherds? They seem more likely to be a farm dog artm is a farmboy? I challenge you to a farm-off. I can do a wheelie on a john deere tractor I can irrigate a field by with gravity tubes on a ditchbank I can drive a combine Plow a field shoot gophers with a .22 I am all talk. I lived in an area with TONS of farmers, but I never lived on a farm. So, I know more then a lot of city folk, but not much when you really get down to it. I only helped out a hand full of times. Though, my favorite sledding experience was on flat land. We got my friend's tractor out and we drove it around in circles in the field pulling a sled. I win the farm off! Not so fast, highlander. I worked on a farm throughout high school and college. The oldest family owned farm in the country. I planted, harvested, drove tractors, built a greenhouse, chopped wood, managed the staff, built a potato gun when we were supposed to be harvesting, drank beer while operating heavy machinery and got a sweet cowboy hat from the owner. Beat that. I've hearded cattle on horseback. Riding lawn mower. Tractor. Bycycle. Helicopter. Station wagon. On foot. Dug irrigation ditches. Walked the fence line. Corraled chickens. Ducks. Pigs. Goats. Driven a combine. Tractor. Golf cart. 5 ton. 1 ton. ..my mother insane. I've buckarooed. Been on cattle drives. Sheep drives. (sickos) Argued about water rights. Fished in the mill pond. Swam in the mill pond. (with and without clothes) I can saddle a horse. Shod a horse. Brand cattle. Castraite cattle. I have been known to clear a field of it's hay bails in an afternoon. I wouldn't say that I farm, but I make one hell of a rancher... Epoch joines the fray! I'll raise you: Fixed a potato harvester with a Lost Arrow. Got on with the farmer's daughter. One of those is true.
I've frolicked in the hay.
In the pasture.
Been bitten by a rattle snake.
Kicked by a heffer.
Calf.
Pissed off bronc.
Stepped on by a horse.
Heffer.
Mule.
Sheep.
Sow.
Had oysters.
Fresh eggs.
Fresh chicken.
Fresh Beef.
Fresh bacon.
Fresh lamb.
Milked a cow.
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epoch
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epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: farm boy from colorado I would hope so. Not austrailian shepherds? They seem more likely to be a farm dog artm is a farmboy? I challenge you to a farm-off. I can do a wheelie on a john deere tractor I can irrigate a field by with gravity tubes on a ditchbank I can drive a combine Plow a field shoot gophers with a .22 I am all talk. I lived in an area with TONS of farmers, but I never lived on a farm. So, I know more then a lot of city folk, but not much when you really get down to it. I only helped out a hand full of times. Though, my favorite sledding experience was on flat land. We got my friend's tractor out and we drove it around in circles in the field pulling a sled. I win the farm off! Not so fast, highlander. I worked on a farm throughout high school and college. The oldest family owned farm in the country. I planted, harvested, drove tractors, built a greenhouse, chopped wood, managed the staff, built a potato gun when we were supposed to be harvesting, drank beer while operating heavy machinery and got a sweet cowboy hat from the owner. Beat that. I've hearded cattle on horseback. Riding lawn mower. Tractor. Bycycle. Helicopter. Station wagon. On foot. Dug irrigation ditches. Walked the fence line. Corraled chickens. Ducks. Pigs. Goats. Driven a combine. Tractor. Golf cart. 5 ton. 1 ton. ..my mother insane. I've buckarooed. Been on cattle drives. Sheep drives. (sickos) Argued about water rights. Fished in the mill pond. Swam in the mill pond. (with and without clothes) I can saddle a horse. Shod a horse. Brand cattle. Castraite cattle. I have been known to clear a field of it's hay bails in an afternoon. I wouldn't say that I farm, but I make one hell of a rancher... Epoch joines the fray! I'll raise you: Fixed a potato harvester with a Lost Arrow. Got on with the farmer's daughter. One of those is true. I've frolicked in the hay. In the pasture. Been bitten by a rattle snake. Kicked by a heffer. Calf. Pissed off bronc. Stepped on by a horse. Heffer. Mule. Sheep. Sow. Had oysters. Fresh eggs. Fresh chicken. Fresh Beef. Fresh bacon. Fresh lamb. Milked a cow.
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wanderlustmd wrote: epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: farm boy from colorado I would hope so. Not austrailian shepherds? They seem more likely to be a farm dog artm is a farmboy? I challenge you to a farm-off. I can do a wheelie on a john deere tractor I can irrigate a field by with gravity tubes on a ditchbank I can drive a combine Plow a field shoot gophers with a .22 I am all talk. I lived in an area with TONS of farmers, but I never lived on a farm. So, I know more then a lot of city folk, but not much when you really get down to it. I only helped out a hand full of times. Though, my favorite sledding experience was on flat land. We got my friend's tractor out and we drove it around in circles in the field pulling a sled. I win the farm off! Not so fast, highlander. I worked on a farm throughout high school and college. The oldest family owned farm in the country. I planted, harvested, drove tractors, built a greenhouse, chopped wood, managed the staff, built a potato gun when we were supposed to be harvesting, drank beer while operating heavy machinery and got a sweet cowboy hat from the owner. Beat that. I've hearded cattle on horseback. Riding lawn mower. Tractor. Bycycle. Helicopter. Station wagon. On foot. Dug irrigation ditches. Walked the fence line. Corraled chickens. Ducks. Pigs. Goats. Driven a combine. Tractor. Golf cart. 5 ton. 1 ton. ..my mother insane. I've buckarooed. Been on cattle drives. Sheep drives. (sickos) Argued about water rights. Fished in the mill pond. Swam in the mill pond. (with and without clothes) I can saddle a horse. Shod a horse. Brand cattle. Castraite cattle. I have been known to clear a field of it's hay bails in an afternoon. I wouldn't say that I farm, but I make one hell of a rancher... Epoch joines the fray! I'll raise you: Fixed a potato harvester with a Lost Arrow. Got on with the farmer's daughter. One of those is true.
I can saddle a horse ride and rope but I've never herded cattle.
My family owns a vegetable farm that goes back before WWII.
I started working on the farm for my dad at six hoeing weeds at a 5c per row.
I've dug ditches, harvested, planted, irrigated, plowed and tilled the fields starting at the age of twelve until I graduated from highschool.
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: War zones are dry. Doesn't mean that you can't get alcohol there, it's that you are supposed to not drink. IMO doc may have earned the right to drink while he was over there. Shit sucked. I guess it seemed longer than that. But I guess a year ago he was probably still over there or just getting back. Got back last december. Was able to get some booze in iraq, but few and far between.
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wanderlustmd wrote: epoch wrote: microbarn wrote: epoch wrote: microbarn wrote: epoch wrote: granite_grrl wrote: microbarn wrote: For no reason at all, we are going to do an 80's and spandex night at the gym tonight. I have to borrow the spandex, but I think I am borrowing a pair with laces on the side to show off how I won't be wearing any underwear. We will see if that one is still available when I show up. Fun times. Fun times. Dude, you're borrowing someone else's spandex with plans not to wear underwear? I would never let you borrow my spandex. what's with the quoting and no content? Are you voicing agreement? Is this your new alternative to 'content'? have you noticed that my moniker is in green? I'm afraid that this is the owner's way of limiting my 'content'. They've also requested that I put that silly thing in my sig too. We'll see how far I can maintain to remain on this site. It often doesn't look good when a mod gets bandz from a forum now does it? You wrote a whole lot, but you didn't address the question. and I doubt any other mod or admin made you put a link trying to fool people into posting in the BET. Ya like that? That was pretty good, I took it hook line and sinker and I'll admit it. I'm not worthy...
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epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: farm boy from colorado I would hope so. Not austrailian shepherds? They seem more likely to be a farm dog artm is a farmboy? I challenge you to a farm-off. I can do a wheelie on a john deere tractor I can irrigate a field by with gravity tubes on a ditchbank I can drive a combine Plow a field shoot gophers with a .22 I am all talk. I lived in an area with TONS of farmers, but I never lived on a farm. So, I know more then a lot of city folk, but not much when you really get down to it. I only helped out a hand full of times. Though, my favorite sledding experience was on flat land. We got my friend's tractor out and we drove it around in circles in the field pulling a sled. I win the farm off! Not so fast, highlander. I worked on a farm throughout high school and college. The oldest family owned farm in the country. I planted, harvested, drove tractors, built a greenhouse, chopped wood, managed the staff, built a potato gun when we were supposed to be harvesting, drank beer while operating heavy machinery and got a sweet cowboy hat from the owner. Beat that. I've hearded cattle on horseback. Riding lawn mower. Tractor. Bycycle. Helicopter. Station wagon. On foot. Dug irrigation ditches. Walked the fence line. Corraled chickens. Ducks. Pigs. Goats. Driven a combine. Tractor. Golf cart. 5 ton. 1 ton. ..my mother insane. I've buckarooed. Been on cattle drives. Sheep drives. (sickos) Argued about water rights. Fished in the mill pond. Swam in the mill pond. (with and without clothes) I can saddle a horse. Shod a horse. Brand cattle. Castraite cattle. I have been known to clear a field of it's hay bails in an afternoon. I wouldn't say that I farm, but I make one hell of a rancher...
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artm wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: obsessed wrote: epoch wrote: epoch wrote: obsessed wrote: epoch wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I am a fucking hero. You are a porn star? Not yet. Well, at least you have a screen name. Or you take the name of your first pet and the street name you grew up on and voila, instant porn star name. sometimes it doesn't work Bandit Workcoeman? How about Dr. Bandit Feelgood? You can just keep it Dr.Feelgood for short though. that works. Whats your choss? first pets name and the street you grew up on? This game is hilarious when your'e drunk mine is Joey Dewberry. kinda sexy I think I think it would be Prince Spring Lake. Mine would be Buster route 3 I think Buster would be a better lastname for a pron star. Hmmm.. I guess it could work really well as a firstname too though. Buster Hiiman Or you could just be The Buster. That name is teh lam3. Whats yours? That name is teh lam3 too. I know better... We can tweak it.... Unless you pets name was Fluffy or Fifi. Jim Seneca You had a pet named Jim??? Put your mothers maiden name in the middle, that might help cuz right now Jim Seneca is boooring I told you it was teh lam3... Jim was my German Sheperd. wow. thats 3 german sheperds. popular dog Are you including my half-tarded hip dysplasic shepherd? Mark it 5
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chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: microbarn wrote: epoch wrote: granite_grrl wrote: microbarn wrote: For no reason at all, we are going to do an 80's and spandex night at the gym tonight. I have to borrow the spandex, but I think I am borrowing a pair with laces on the side to show off how I won't be wearing any underwear. We will see if that one is still available when I show up. Fun times. Fun times. Dude, you're borrowing someone else's spandex with plans not to wear underwear? I would never let you borrow my spandex. what's with the quoting and no content? Are you voicing agreement? Is this your new alternative to 'content'? have you noticed that my moniker is in green? I'm afraid that this is the owner's way of limiting my 'content'. They've also requested that I put that silly thing in my sig too. We'll see how far I can maintain to remain on this site. It often doesn't look good when a mod gets bandz from a forum now does it? So gonna get GUed... You got banzd? Or near banzd?
it was all lies to get you to click on his link in the sig
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wanderlustmd
Jan 24, 2008, 7:11 PM
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epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: farm boy from colorado I would hope so. Not austrailian shepherds? They seem more likely to be a farm dog artm is a farmboy? I challenge you to a farm-off. I can do a wheelie on a john deere tractor I can irrigate a field by with gravity tubes on a ditchbank I can drive a combine Plow a field shoot gophers with a .22 I am all talk. I lived in an area with TONS of farmers, but I never lived on a farm. So, I know more then a lot of city folk, but not much when you really get down to it. I only helped out a hand full of times. Though, my favorite sledding experience was on flat land. We got my friend's tractor out and we drove it around in circles in the field pulling a sled. I win the farm off! Not so fast, highlander. I worked on a farm throughout high school and college. The oldest family owned farm in the country. I planted, harvested, drove tractors, built a greenhouse, chopped wood, managed the staff, built a potato gun when we were supposed to be harvesting, drank beer while operating heavy machinery and got a sweet cowboy hat from the owner. Beat that. I've hearded cattle on horseback. Riding lawn mower. Tractor. Bycycle. Helicopter. Station wagon. On foot. Dug irrigation ditches. Walked the fence line. Corraled chickens. Ducks. Pigs. Goats. Driven a combine. Tractor. Golf cart. 5 ton. 1 ton. ..my mother insane. I've buckarooed. Been on cattle drives. Sheep drives. (sickos) Argued about water rights. Fished in the mill pond. Swam in the mill pond. (with and without clothes) I can saddle a horse. Shod a horse. Brand cattle. Castraite cattle. I have been known to clear a field of it's hay bails in an afternoon. I wouldn't say that I farm, but I make one hell of a rancher... Epoch joines the fray! I'll raise you: Fixed a potato harvester with a Lost Arrow. Got on with the farmer's daughter. One of those is true. I've frolicked in the hay. In the pasture. Been bitten by a rattle snake. Kicked by a heffer. Calf. Pissed off bronc. Stepped on by a horse. Heffer. Mule. Sheep. Sow. Had oysters. Fresh eggs. Fresh chicken. Fresh Beef. Fresh bacon. Fresh lamb. Milked a cow.
All of the above, save being bit by a rattler and kicked by the heffer. Although I did piss off a heffer.
Helped demolish the barn. That was a fun week.
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chossmonkey
Jan 24, 2008, 7:12 PM
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microbarn wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: They are saying that if this economy booster thing passes, every taxpayer will get $600 on top of returns. ka ching. I wonder if it'll actually happen? sweet
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