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obsessed
Jan 25, 2008, 4:06 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Floppy Dumpster? You lived in a dumpster? That isn't a bad name for a gay porn star with erectile dysfunction. Docs porn name is Floppy Dumpster?? how did I miss that? GU. I would insult you further but i (really, truely and for the good of mankind) need my beauty sleep.
amen for that. I will be happy to insult you while you sleep
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obsessed
Jan 25, 2008, 4:06 AM
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YES! promise to insult doc FTW
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dr_feelgood
Jan 25, 2008, 4:06 AM
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obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Floppy Dumpster? You lived in a dumpster? That isn't a bad name for a gay porn star with erectile dysfunction. Docs porn name is Floppy Dumpster?? how did I miss that? GU. I would insult you further but i (really, truely and for the good of mankind) need my beauty sleep. amen for that. I will be happy to insult you while you sleep
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dr_feelgood
Jan 25, 2008, 4:07 AM
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obsessed wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: Floppy Dumpster? You lived in a dumpster? That isn't a bad name for a gay porn star with erectile dysfunction. Docs porn name is Floppy Dumpster?? how did I miss that? GU. I would insult you further but i (really, truely and for the good of mankind) need my beauty sleep. amen for that. I will be happy to insult you while you sleep
At least it will give me something to do in the morning.
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caughtinside
Jan 25, 2008, 4:08 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: caughtinside wrote: HELLO WEKE EAST COAST ICE CLIMBERS. HOPE YOU ARE ABLE TO GET OUT AND SWING THOSE SILLY AXES THIS WEKEND. LOOKS LIKE IT WILL BE PRETTY WET OUT HERE SO NO ROCK FOR ME. SUCKS TO BE YOU. AND ME. ERGO THE PORKCHOPS.
INDEED, AMIGO.
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obsessed
Jan 25, 2008, 4:09 AM
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microbarn wrote: For no reason at all, we are going to do an 80's and spandex night at the gym tonight. I have to borrow the spandex, but I think I am borrowing a pair with laces on the side to show off how I won't be wearing any underwear. We will see if that one is still available when I show up. Fun times. Fun times.
worthless without pics
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Jan 25, 2008, 4:14 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: again, sucks to be you another story time. Same movie night set up. Preparty prior to the movie starting again. On our way out of our apartment building we see there are stacks of phonebooks. 6 of them are bundled together at a time in plastic. We grab a set and bring it with us for no good reason. When we get to the movie we try to smuggle it in. I put my coat over it and we carry it in right under their noses otherwise. Of course they see it, and they ask "WFT?" I show them it is a bunch of phonebooks, and they say "ok, have a good time." I would love to know what they thought of us smuggling in all those phonebooks. man, these stories suck. That's just strange. We threw a stationary bike off a 15th floor balcony once. That thing crashed into a million pieces. Just missed a car though  That was really stupid No wonder you can't get mad at (your)Brent for doing stupid stuff. She feels proud, not upset.
does that make me a bad mother? I think not. He still has his Dad to give him shit
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Jan 25, 2008, 4:19 AM
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epoch wrote: microbarn wrote: epoch wrote: microbarn wrote: epoch wrote: granite_grrl wrote: microbarn wrote: For no reason at all, we are going to do an 80's and spandex night at the gym tonight. I have to borrow the spandex, but I think I am borrowing a pair with laces on the side to show off how I won't be wearing any underwear. We will see if that one is still available when I show up. Fun times. Fun times. Dude, you're borrowing someone else's spandex with plans not to wear underwear? I would never let you borrow my spandex. what's with the quoting and no content? Are you voicing agreement? Is this your new alternative to 'content'? have you noticed that my moniker is in green? I'm afraid that this is the owner's way of limiting my 'content'. They've also requested that I put that silly thing in my sig too. We'll see how far I can maintain to remain on this site. It often doesn't look good when a mod gets bandz from a forum now does it? You wrote a whole lot, but you didn't address the question. and I doubt any other mod or admin made you put a link trying to fool people into posting in the BET. Ya like that?
I wasn't stupid enough to click on it. Very ingenius really. No way you thought that up by yourself
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Jan 25, 2008, 4:27 AM
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artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: microbarn wrote: hehe, a pet named prince It was a German Shepard. I didn't name it. I was three and my parents ended up giving him away because he would always knock me down and they were afraid he would maul me. We had a sheppard named Opus. what are your kid's future porn star names? Opus Muscot Scooter Carlson or flounder Carlson if you count gold fish you named your goldfish 'flounder'? I love it. I wanted to call our dog 'kitty', but it got shot down. We had a company mascot/cat named "Lunchmeat" Did you work at an Oriental restaurant? No, Mcfadden systems we built flight simulators interesting trivia, we designed and built the motion platform that let the t-rex walk in the first Jurassic park movie
very cool.
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Jan 25, 2008, 4:30 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: I think i am going to shave my beard into porkchop sideburns. Pics to follow.
This otta be good. Maybe I should stop going GU now if I see this picture before bed I may just have nightmares
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Jan 25, 2008, 4:33 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I think i am going to shave my beard into porkchop sideburns. Pics to follow. Best to charge the beard trimmer before use, says the man with half a mustache.
hope you have pictures of that. We can use them for the "whats the dumbest thing you did this week" poll
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Jan 25, 2008, 4:35 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: epoch wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I think i am going to shave my beard into porkchop sideburns. Pics to follow. do something intersting. unless you really can poll off the 'sideburns of authority.' Well, right now i have a hitler mustache, enormous sideburns and a misshapen soul patch ala brent_E.
aha. The famous quote that I heard about tonight.
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Jan 25, 2008, 4:36 AM
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microbarn wrote: leave it hanging for you
still not wearing the underwear I see
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Jan 25, 2008, 4:38 AM
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epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: artm wrote: microbarn wrote: obsessed wrote: farm boy from colorado I would hope so. Not austrailian shepherds? They seem more likely to be a farm dog artm is a farmboy? I challenge you to a farm-off. I can do a wheelie on a john deere tractor I can irrigate a field by with gravity tubes on a ditchbank I can drive a combine Plow a field shoot gophers with a .22 I am all talk. I lived in an area with TONS of farmers, but I never lived on a farm. So, I know more then a lot of city folk, but not much when you really get down to it. I only helped out a hand full of times. Though, my favorite sledding experience was on flat land. We got my friend's tractor out and we drove it around in circles in the field pulling a sled. I win the farm off! Not so fast, highlander. I worked on a farm throughout high school and college. The oldest family owned farm in the country. I planted, harvested, drove tractors, built a greenhouse, chopped wood, managed the staff, built a potato gun when we were supposed to be harvesting, drank beer while operating heavy machinery and got a sweet cowboy hat from the owner. Beat that. I've hearded cattle on horseback. Riding lawn mower. Tractor. Bycycle. Helicopter. Station wagon. On foot. Dug irrigation ditches. Walked the fence line. Corraled chickens. Ducks. Pigs. Goats. Driven a combine. Tractor. Golf cart. 5 ton. 1 ton. ..my mother insane. I've buckarooed. Been on cattle drives. Sheep drives. (sickos) Argued about water rights. Fished in the mill pond. Swam in the mill pond. (with and without clothes) I can saddle a horse. Shod a horse. Brand cattle. Castraite cattle. I have been known to clear a field of it's hay bails in an afternoon. I wouldn't say that I farm, but I make one hell of a rancher...
classic. Might make a good country western song. Just add the part about my dog dies and wife ran off with my best friend
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Jan 25, 2008, 4:41 AM
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chossmonkey wrote: Sorry Okel. You had a good run.
I did and have to admit it was getting tired and well used. You picked a good one. Gonna have to find me one too
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Jan 25, 2008, 4:47 AM
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dr_feelgood wrote: Porkchop sideburns pic. I did not photograph any of the intermediate phases of the operation. 
I knew I should have stopped when I had the chance.
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Jan 25, 2008, 4:50 AM
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microbarn wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Sorry Okel. You had a good run. she has been quiet today.
I had ALOT of work to do today. And it was busy in here today.
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Jan 25, 2008, 4:55 AM
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artm wrote: microbarn wrote: granite_grrl wrote: microbarn wrote: granite_grrl wrote: microbarn wrote: granite_grrl wrote: microbarn wrote: chossmonkey wrote: microbarn wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: They are saying that if this economy booster thing passes, every taxpayer will get $600 on top of returns. ka ching. I wonder if it'll actually happen? sweet I really don't have any income to claim for last year. Maybe $200 from interest. that is some decent interest You are wrong. That number is sitting pretty compared to my numbers Actually, my numbers haven't been doing very well this year. I haven't lost anything, but I haven't really made anything either. I blame America! I blame the canadians For the sub-prime mortgage fiasco? That was all you, baby! I have no idea what you are talking about. I just think canadians are sneaky. The canuckians speak french and bow to mother england thats just messedup
We just like to be different
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Jan 25, 2008, 4:59 AM
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wanderlustmd wrote: artm wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: microbarn wrote: where's your meatbombz you promised us Fuck! I'll do it now! Well? "Art" takes time  I think the one with indy and CI was better.
Nice one wander. got a chuckle out of me.
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Jan 25, 2008, 5:00 AM
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microbarn wrote: one of the main characters in our 80's night got sick. We decided to do it next week.
Saved by influenza, hallalueia
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Jan 25, 2008, 5:03 AM
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artm wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: kachoong wrote: obsessed wrote: granite_grrl wrote: kachoong wrote: obsessed wrote: kachoong wrote: microbarn wrote: granite_grrl wrote: artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: I am a fucking hero. You are a porn star? Not yet. Well, at least you have a screen name. Or you take the name of your first pet and the street name you grew up on and voila, instant porn star name. sometimes it doesn't work Bandit Workcoeman? How about Dr. Bandit Feelgood? You can just keep it Dr.Feelgood for short though. that works. Whats your choss? first pets name and the street you grew up on? This game is hilarious when your'e drunk mine is Joey Dewberry. kinda sexy I think I think it would be Prince Spring Lake. Mine would be Buster route 3 Captain Lakewood not too bad for a guy Mine would be Cheeky Herbert! Not half bad.. Might sell some movies with that one Already h.... Not a bad id.... Yeah, someone should try! What would Newbie's porn name be though? who is newbie? She is my beautiful wifey.... newbierockstar  Nice Are you guys originally from Aus? No she's Merrican and he's Ozzie You sure know everything bout everyone dhuude. You sure yer not a spy? I have a 95% retention rate for anything I read
thats pretty high. Maybe you have photographic memory? I think my retention is about 5%, oh thats the water. Reading retention not much higher
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Jan 25, 2008, 5:05 AM
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finally all caught up. TGIF.
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obsessed wrote: epoch wrote: microbarn wrote: epoch wrote: microbarn wrote: epoch wrote: granite_grrl wrote: microbarn wrote: For no reason at all, we are going to do an 80's and spandex night at the gym tonight. I have to borrow the spandex, but I think I am borrowing a pair with laces on the side to show off how I won't be wearing any underwear. We will see if that one is still available when I show up. Fun times. Fun times. Dude, you're borrowing someone else's spandex with plans not to wear underwear? I would never let you borrow my spandex. what's with the quoting and no content? Are you voicing agreement? Is this your new alternative to 'content'? have you noticed that my moniker is in green? I'm afraid that this is the owner's way of limiting my 'content'. They've also requested that I put that silly thing in my sig too. We'll see how far I can maintain to remain on this site. It often doesn't look good when a mod gets bandz from a forum now does it? You wrote a whole lot, but you didn't address the question. and I doubt any other mod or admin made you put a link trying to fool people into posting in the BET. Ya like that? I wasn't stupid enough to click on it. Very ingenius really. No way you thought that up by yourself
Actually, I had more than one devious moment today.
And they were my own ideas... yes.
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