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porch
Jul 10, 2008, 8:14 PM
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pavement in the water. tears on your ass. maybe you think i've learned a few things since i've been gone. maybe you're wrong. because, back in the day, i knew everything already and need not improve. sad to say i missed kicking this chicken shit pixel warehouse for gumby chuffing wannabe poser hack kids.
the recession is my fault. i got too hungry. deal.
WHEN THERE IS NO MORE CAKE THE CAKE WILL EAT THE DEAD AND THE DEAD WILL SING A SONG.
and it goes.
rc.com. rc.com. i am your mom. i am your dad. i'm the juice in your pan. NICEPORCH adore. NICEPORCH is born.
i thought i saw the prophet return, turns out, i just caught a glance in the mirror.
check it out.
the PORCHSTER IS BACK!
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chadnsc
Jul 10, 2008, 8:45 PM
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Back from where?
Who are your and why in the hell are we supposed to remember you?
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porch
Jul 10, 2008, 8:51 PM
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Back from B.com.
I am a Legend.
Ask your friends. They'll vouch.
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chadnsc
Jul 10, 2008, 8:52 PM
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Meh.
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porch
Jul 10, 2008, 8:55 PM
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I see you've climbed 5.10.
That's like V1.
Nice job, dude.
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chadnsc
Jul 10, 2008, 8:59 PM
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Yup that I have.
As you can see from my frequently updated accent log I take great pride in ability to pull down hard.
Your troll skills are weak young one.
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porch
Jul 10, 2008, 9:03 PM
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It was a joke. 5.10 ain't shit.
btw, Homes, I invented trolling.
Seriously.
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chadnsc
Jul 10, 2008, 9:05 PM
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Well your body of work thus far doesn't support your statement.
T2
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porch
Jul 10, 2008, 9:10 PM
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I'll have you know that I have hundreds (thousands?) more posts here than you. I was here BACK IN THE DAY, son. That was with a now banned/tarpitted username.
I've also racked up 10,000+ posts at B.com. Have you heard of it? Probably not. Because you're gay. And if you have heard of it. You're still gay.
You have no idea who you're messing with, G.
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chadnsc
Jul 10, 2008, 9:15 PM
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Yup I have no idea who you are and that shows how incredibly insignificant you truly are.
Well except on interweb and in your own head. 
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artm
Jul 10, 2008, 9:22 PM
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porch wrote: pavement in the water. tears on your ass. maybe you think i've learned a few things since i've been gone. maybe you're wrong. because, back in the day, i knew everything already and need not improve. sad to say i missed kicking this chicken shit pixel warehouse for gumby chuffing wannabe poser hack kids. the recession is my fault. i got too hungry. deal. WHEN THERE IS NO MORE CAKE THE CAKE WILL EAT THE DEAD AND THE DEAD WILL SING A SONG. and it goes. rc.com. rc.com. i am your mom. i am your dad. i'm the juice in your pan. NICEPORCH adore. NICEPORCH is born. i thought i saw the prophet return, turns out, i just caught a glance in the mirror. check it out. the PORCHSTER IS BACK!
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Arrogant_Bastard
Jul 10, 2008, 9:27 PM
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porch wrote: I'll have you know that I have hundreds (thousands?) more posts here than you. I was here BACK IN THE DAY, son. That was with a now banned/tarpitted username.
This is incorrect, when you start new, you start new.
MARK IT ZERO.
That is all. Please continue to taunt Chad.
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porch
Jul 10, 2008, 9:30 PM
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That's funny. I searched and my posts are still on the site.
If I can see it, it counts. All my SENDZ R VALID.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Jul 10, 2008, 9:35 PM
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porch wrote: That's funny. I searched and my posts are still on the site. If I can see it, it counts. All my SENDZ R VALID.
Editing is teh weke.
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camhead
Jul 10, 2008, 9:36 PM
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niceporch is back? I've given shoutouts to him occasionally here. He's like fucking Aslan or something.
and just in time for the corporate takeover!
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angry
Jul 10, 2008, 9:37 PM
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And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Niceporch. And Hell followed with him.
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chadnsc
Jul 10, 2008, 9:42 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: This is incorrect, when you start new, you start new. MARK IT ZERO. That is all. Please continue to taunt Chad.
That was supposed to be taunting?!?
Oh I feel so violated.
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jakedatc
Jul 11, 2008, 3:11 AM
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curt
Jul 11, 2008, 3:28 AM
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chadnsc wrote: Well your body of work thus far doesn't support your statement. T2
No, it's true. This is the porch. Bow down before his body of work, grasshopper.
Curt
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wideguy
Jul 11, 2008, 11:51 AM
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Hoe-Lee CHit!!
WB porch
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qwert
Jul 11, 2008, 3:32 PM
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angry wrote: And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Niceporch. And Hell followed with him.
somebody tell me where i can hide?
or is hiding (as well as resitance to the borg) futile?
OMG WE R GUNNA DYE!!!111!!!!eleven elfs!!111!!!!1!
qwert
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newbierockstar
Jul 11, 2008, 7:22 PM
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chadnsc wrote: As you can see from my frequently updated accent log I take great pride in ability to pull down hard.
Is that ill-timed sarcasm, or are you being unfortunately serious?
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mecalekahi-mekahidyho
Jul 12, 2008, 1:29 AM
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I dont know about the snow part, but you have sure got the flake part down. You and Curt.
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artm
Jul 12, 2008, 1:48 AM
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curt wrote: chadnsc wrote: Well your body of work thus far doesn't support your statement. T2 No, it's true. This is the porch. Bow down before his body of work, grasshopper. Curt
bow down before my pc++
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zeke_sf
Jul 12, 2008, 3:07 AM
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mecalekahi-mekahidyho wrote: I dont know about the snow part, but you have sure got the flake part down. You and Curt.
You need to stop huffing the pixie sticks.
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