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philbox
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Jul 21, 2008, 6:46 AM
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climbs4fun wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: philbox wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: chossmonkey wrote: notapplicable wrote: chossmonkey wrote: philbox wrote: And some insurance to boot. Woot. Do you even know what that is referring to? Probably not. Likely for the same reason I dont play. The rule book is 3,500+ pages long, fuck that noise. Protectshunz aren't the rule. Its just wise. They'd be more of guidelines anyway, if they were rulez, which they're not. korwrect Of course I know what insurance is for. It's for protekshunz against deleshunz which will rob me of my hard earned postcount ++ PTFTW. I believe that is called a francis. huh, you really do read the BET Lurker! You can't be serious. LV_Kel spies, then write reports in the MOD forum. I heard that! Nah. Phil drops in and reads on his own. I don't have the patience to explain to donnies
I trawl through the bet from time to time looking for stray pr0n, if I find any and I am sure I miss plenty I hand out the banzings. I also send the pr0n to our private collection, um, I mean the recycle bin, yeah, um, that's what I mean.. Anyone want to come up to see my etchings. 
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philbox
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Jul 21, 2008, 6:47 AM
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Woohoo, pr0n banzing warning for the PTFTW and some insuranze to boot.
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philbox
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Jul 21, 2008, 6:48 AM
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And some extra insuranzing for protekshunz against a determined Francis.
Also postcount ++.
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sungam
Jul 21, 2008, 3:01 PM
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climbs4fun wrote: sungam wrote: philbox wrote: I keep forgetting how many posts per page before we get a PTFTW. It's 23 you're wrong
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donald949
Jul 22, 2008, 4:39 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: donald949 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: And a win for whom ever would have it. I guess that were me. An accidental and staged victory? That may be a new record for hollowness... Well, I was going for the win. And it wasn't me who set the stage. So is it empty victory? In life, can you not argue all victories are hollow, empty, and shallow? Does the rock care if you get the on sight, red point, or even FA? No. The rock is, and nothing more. The climbers come, and the climbers go. But the rock stands on. But even the rock is not eternal, the winds, rain, and ice rail against it. Eventually wearing it down little by little, through the eons. So we take our little victories, and march on to climb again another day. Don You dont get points for over thinking things in the campground, thats not what we do here... This is correct. We would have also accepted "I'm not reading that" or "STFU n00b". Alright then, I shall endeavor to hang dog my way up the Trough at Tahq on my monthly pass tomorrow. D Sweet. Good luck on that 5.1 crux section, it's a doosey.
So I guess you could say, that the mountain extracted its victory in the end...
Don't read this.
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getout87
Jul 22, 2008, 4:43 PM
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donald949 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: donald949 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: And a win for whom ever would have it. I guess that were me. An accidental and staged victory? That may be a new record for hollowness... Well, I was going for the win. And it wasn't me who set the stage. So is it empty victory? In life, can you not argue all victories are hollow, empty, and shallow? Does the rock care if you get the on sight, red point, or even FA? No. The rock is, and nothing more. The climbers come, and the climbers go. But the rock stands on. But even the rock is not eternal, the winds, rain, and ice rail against it. Eventually wearing it down little by little, through the eons. So we take our little victories, and march on to climb again another day. Don You dont get points for over thinking things in the campground, thats not what we do here... This is correct. We would have also accepted "I'm not reading that" or "STFU n00b". Alright then, I shall endeavor to hang dog my way up the Trough at Tahq on my monthly pass tomorrow. D Sweet. Good luck on that 5.1 crux section, it's a doosey. Ha, the climb wasn't the crux. The crux was walking down the hill. I rolled my anckle on a small rock and landed on my butt. So now I have a swollen ankle and a bad bum. So I guess you could say, that the mountain extracted its victory in the end... Don't read this.
check. wait, i read it. damn!
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sungam
Jul 22, 2008, 6:15 PM
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Did you banz the dude that linked that "XXX climbing vid" or whatever?
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sungam
Jul 22, 2008, 10:28 PM
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Really, really bored.
Behold! Magnus' slag-fest-o-rama.
If you are in need of a sevre insult or diss, look no farther!
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sungam
Jul 22, 2008, 10:30 PM
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sungam wrote: Really, really bored. Behold! Magnus' slag-fest-o-rama. If you are in need of a sevre insult or diss, look no farther!
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sungam
Jul 22, 2008, 10:32 PM
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sungam wrote: sungam wrote: Really, really bored. Behold! Magnus' slag-fest-o-rama. If you are in need of a sevre insult or diss, look no farther! Listen you stupid-as shit dirty-dicked donkey fucker, no one gives a fuck!
Also note that they link together, shit, anal sex, and beastiality run through the entire insult.
Next we will go on to multiple line insults.
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sungam
Jul 22, 2008, 10:35 PM
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Go eat your sister's sperm-soaked shit, you thick shitty-dicked red neck.
I didn't know they made jizzed crap guzzling bastards like you so fucking thick- you would know what a fucking dick was if it was shoved up your ass, at least not since I kicked your ugly-as-sin sister's chin.
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sungam
Jul 22, 2008, 10:40 PM
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sungam wrote: Go eat your sister's sperm-soaked shit, you thick shitty-dicked red neck. I didn't know they made jizzed crap guzzling bastards like you so fucking thick- you would know what a fucking dick was if it was shoved up your ass, at least not since I kicked your ugly-as-sin sister's chin.
Also note that the second sentence (the first part of it, at least) did not end in a noun. If it did, it would sound awkward and listy- not good.
Everyone hate generalizations made towards them, so use them as much as possible.
Also note that insults are always ambiguous and generalized in a non-stereotypical sense, that is to say no offense to anyone from the south. To anyone into incest, however, this insult Is for you.
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sungam
Jul 22, 2008, 10:43 PM
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other notes, feel free to use complicated scenarios and sophisticated references, such as a running them about bestiality, followed with the finisher:
"I think I hear your wife out back in the sty, better go fill he up after she shits you jizz out all over the floor again."
(the finisher to what was perhaps my finest insult, didn't even get caught by the modz, or any of you, apparently)
Note the use of the word "again".
Iz a good word for insults.
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donald949
Jul 22, 2008, 10:53 PM
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I'm not reading that.
Good for PC++
Long way from the PT.
Watch out for the banz.
Don't stop now.
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sungam
Jul 25, 2008, 12:12 AM
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Can't let this safe haven for all those little aspiring donnies go to the 2nd page.
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sungam
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Oh, and ++ BTW.
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sungam
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Carry on, sire.
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zeke_sf
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philbox wrote: sungam wrote: Can't let this safe haven for all those little aspiring donnies go to the 2nd page. And so says the haggisdonny himself.
And the Donny shall grow to scorn his own kind. Their ignorance reflects his own clumsy pate and so he decides to smash the mirror - bad luck be damned! He does not yet realize the Donny he smashes may well be himself. Get smashed HaggisDonny!
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philbox
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Jul 25, 2008, 2:04 AM
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zeke_sf wrote: philbox wrote: sungam wrote: Can't let this safe haven for all those little aspiring donnies go to the 2nd page. And so says the haggisdonny himself. And the Donny shall grow to scorn his own kind. Their ignorance reflects his own clumsy pate and so he decides to smash the mirror - bad luck be damned! He does not yet realize the Donny he smashes may well be himself. Get smashed HaggisDonny!
I thought you got banzed zeke. I heard it from the king himself. At least his sig calls for your banzing. Why you not get a good banzing. 
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dr_feelgood
Jul 25, 2008, 2:05 AM
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zeke_sf wrote: philbox wrote: sungam wrote: Can't let this safe haven for all those little aspiring donnies go to the 2nd page. And so says the haggisdonny himself. And the Donny shall grow to scorn his own kind. Their ignorance reflects his own clumsy pate and so he decides to smash the mirror - bad luck be damned! He does not yet realize the Donny he smashes may well be himself. Get smashed HaggisDonny!
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dr_feelgood
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dr_feelgood wrote: zeke_sf wrote: philbox wrote: sungam wrote: Can't let this safe haven for all those little aspiring donnies go to the 2nd page. And so says the haggisdonny himself. And the Donny shall grow to scorn his own kind. Their ignorance reflects his own clumsy pate and so he decides to smash the mirror - bad luck be damned! He does not yet realize the Donny he smashes may well be himself. Get smashed HaggisDonny! And here I thought that getting smashed was my prerogative. |
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dr_feelgood
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dr_feelgood wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: zeke_sf wrote: philbox wrote: sungam wrote: Can't let this safe haven for all those little aspiring donnies go to the 2nd page. And so says the haggisdonny himself. And the Donny shall grow to scorn his own kind. Their ignorance reflects his own clumsy pate and so he decides to smash the mirror - bad luck be damned! He does not yet realize the Donny he smashes may well be himself. Get smashed HaggisDonny! And here I thought that getting smashed was my prerogative.
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chossmonkey
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chossmonkey
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