I honestly hope that you forget to declaw the next gerbil that you insert rectally and the little fucker lances an arteriole. You will bleed out of your asshole and die while you feel the little bugger still squirming.
I honestly hope that you forget to declaw the next gerbil that you insert rectally and the little fucker lances an arteriole. You will bleed out of your asshole and die while you feel the little bugger still squirming.
Please go away until you can demonstrate a(n): a) fully developed PBR beer gut b) less than subtle sexual hankering for wax fruit c) full capacity to curse or fling verbal poo in at least two languages (one being Klingon) d) complete distain for the Blue Nazi e) ability to cyber stalk Crabby or Ma f) addiction to twinkies and Dinty Moore g) history of capturing a Mud Falcon in their native habitat h) occurrance where you have gotten drunk on a bottle of liquor that cost more than your rack i) age greater than 14.
Please go away until you can demonstrate a(n): a) fully developed PBR beer gut b) less than subtle sexual hankering for wax fruit c) full capacity to curse or fling verbal poo in at least two languages (one being Klingon) d) complete distain for the Blue Nazi e) ability to cyber stalk Crabby or Ma f) addiction to twinkies and Dinty Moore g) history of capturing a Mud Falcon in their native habitat h) occurrance where you have gotten drunk on a bottle of liquor that cost more than your rack i) age greater than 14.
I honestly hope that you forget to declaw the next gerbil that you insert rectally and the little fucker lances an arteriole. You will bleed out of your asshole and die while you feel the little bugger still squirming.
I honestly hope that you forget to declaw the next gerbil that you insert rectally and the little fucker lances an arteriole. You will bleed out of your asshole and die while you feel the little bugger still squirming.
I honestly hope that you forget to declaw the next gerbil that you insert rectally and the little fucker lances an arteriole. You will bleed out of your asshole and die while you feel the little bugger still squirming.
necrobeastiality in six posts! Woot!
N/A PM'd!
Definitely a strong showing by Feelgood, just one post shy of a tie for the record. Strong work indeed!
Thirteen if I could wash the sand off of her first. Damn. Fifteen depending on how she'd let me wash it off. Fifteen really naughty, dirty things.
Only fifteen? I can think of at least thirty naughty things I could do to her...you really need to get out more wjca. lol
I wanna play!
The eleven devious and disturbing things I just did to MYSELF while looking at that picture was only a small down payment on what I would do to her if she were tied up in my basement my girlfriend.
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