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kachoong wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: PTFTW today And they let you out of the second grade?? Nope... they let you out of the looney bin!
I'll fuck your mother before I let them put me back in that place!
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notapplicable
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notapplicable wrote: kachoong wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: PTFTW today And they let you out of the second grade?? Nope... they let you out of the looney bin! I'll fuck your mother before I let them put me back in that place!
Wait, what?
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notapplicable
Sep 15, 2010, 5:33 AM
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Kartessa wrote: kachoong wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: I at dinner at a friends house last night and afterwards we were sitting around talking shit and this show "hoarders" was on. Those people are fucking intense! I think it's one of those "if you've seen one, you've seen them all type shows", so if you've seen an episode, you know what I'm talking about. FUCK Yeah, I've seen that show a couple of times... it truly is AMAZING how people can't see the shit that's constantly piling up around them. Everyone has some kind of "I'll keep that piece of crap for a while till I need it" syndrome... some form of materialism... but when it gets to the level displayed by these people, I'm sure due to a link with past mental trauma, I just can't visualize how it's possible. I mean, I get to a point where I know things are messy and I gotta clean it up... this type of domestic blindness is stronger in me than my wife's though. Heh! Must be a boy/girl thing. Same goes for the morbidly obese... I'm able to say to myself. "Whoah girl, time to cut back on those cheeseburgers before you start to look like one!" Not everyone else can make that distinction.
Kartessa...Thick in all the right places?
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notapplicable
Sep 15, 2010, 5:35 AM
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Google search for "thick" returns...
Wait for it...
Here it comes...
WTF!!!
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notapplicable
Sep 15, 2010, 5:44 AM
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Watched The American last Friday.
It was rather good, well paced and beautiful to look at. Had some flaws but relative to 99% everything else that has come out this year, it was money well spent.
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notapplicable
Sep 15, 2010, 5:47 AM
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Might have to revive the movie thread in anticipation of The Tree of Life.
I sure am glad old Malick isn't making us wait 30 years between movies these days.
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notapplicable
Sep 15, 2010, 5:49 AM
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notapplicable wrote: Might have to revive the movie thread in anticipation of The Tree of Life. I sure am glad old Malick isn't making us wait 30 years between movies these days.
Usual bullshit surrounding the release date though. I've got my fingers crossed for Christmas 2010.
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notapplicable
Sep 15, 2010, 5:53 AM
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zeke_sf wrote: notapplicable wrote: zeke_sf wrote: notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: sungam wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: sungam wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Finally... a slightly warmer day without rain and my partner is making us late. Seriously!? Who showers BEFORE heading to the crag?! Now he's gotta brush his teeth... Oh... oh.... and pack his shit... FUCK! spending more time cleaning up then packing? GAGGING. Sounds kind of Metro if you ask me. Gag indeed. I like my men...well, manly. Otherwise, the whole "man" bit kind of comes in to question. Of course, I did see a flamin ass queer beat the shit out of a frat boy one time so maybe not so much! It was awesome BTW. Too bad no one had a video camera. Oh the POSTERITY! I wudda paid to see that. Kinky?? Hmm, no more like turn about is fair play. I take it the frat boys were looking to roll the queer and got his hat handed to him instead. Really it was normal drunkin shit talking on a street lined with bars. Frat boy started things with the typical "fag" comment and then flicked a fag at the "fag" and then all hell broke loose. Frat boy definitely underestimated his adversary, thats for sure. I'm serious about gays being the most manly of men. Me, when I wrassle around, it's with my girl. Gay guys? They manhandle other men, none of this weaker sex shit for them. In some ways your right and your wrestling analogy is funny in a timely kind of way. A really good friend of mine recently stumbled on to a "hook up" site of sorts where they guys all like to wrestle. Some of them are really in to the wrestling part too, they've got the uniforms and head gear and all that. For some the wrestling is as much an athletic pursuit as it is an erotic one, which of course it is as well. Kind of a strange fetish but it makes sense in some ways, physiologically at least. Hmmm... reminds me of my brief stint as a highschool wrestler. For the starting stance, the coach always admonished us to "put your dick in their pocket!" It seems an efficient, fair-minded way to determine the catcher and pitcher as well.
And just when you thought showering after practice couldn't get more awkward...coach plants that little seed.
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Sep 15, 2010, 5:55 AM
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donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: In other news we were in Tahoe camping for the last two weeks. The wife really liked it. Nice mountain scenery. beautiful lake good hiking. Plus good skiing and climbing. Of course I like the area too. In related news, I got written up for missing training while I was out of town on vacation. Apparently someone enrolled me in a class and didn't tell me about it. Sabotage! Well I wouldn't go that far. They set up a bunch of us, including a manager. If he wasn't such a nice guy he would have ripped someone's head off. Sounds like someone needs to be retrained on Outlook and it's many useful features. What are you kidding me. Why would we use something so straight forward as that. Bah. We have a much more convoluted system. Works like a chump.
FYL
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Sep 15, 2010, 5:57 AM
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donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: sungam wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Finally... a slightly warmer day without rain and my partner is making us late. Seriously!? Who showers BEFORE heading to the crag?! Now he's gotta brush his teeth... Oh... oh.... and pack his shit... FUCK! spending more time cleaning up then packing? GAGGING. I live almost an hour away from him. If I call him and say "I'm on my way" an hour and a half ahead, I have every right to bitch and moan that he's not ready to go when I get there. Seriously Pack the night before. Shower later. This is not rocket science people. There is so many hours a day to climb, and too few days free to climb. Make them count. Wisdom in the form of words found here^^ Wrought from years of pain extracting minutes for climbing. Speaking of which, the weather is cooling down. Got any plans? If Burnz actually comes down this way, I'm going to take 4-5 days and head to the NRG and then I'm supposed to go back for 7 days around Thanksgiving break but those are the only long trips planned right now. I'm just going to squeeze in as many weekends as possible between those trips. Nothing firm yet. (Insert sexual comment here) We're headed to San Diego for the night Sat (tommarrow) for a little work thing. Just got back from 2 weeks camping, had a 4 day climbing trip which involved more driving than climbing, plus two week long business trips this summer. I'm thinking of headed to the local crag soon. As it has been very cool this summer. The wife would like to go to Josh Thanksgiving weekend with my Brother's family. But I going to start working rotating shifts in a month. So some coordination of schedules and plans are in order.
Yeah those shift changes are going to wreak havoc. At least you could take advantage of the nice summer weather while it was around.
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epoch wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: cantbuymefriends wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: sungam wrote: Okay, so her climbing partner lykes hur, rite? Then he's all showerin' and polishing the kisser before their "date". He wuntz it bad. While it is *that* partner... He's not doing that for me. I'm so deep in the "Friend Zone", I aint ever gonna get any. Poor u. Bacardi 151 and a hour later. Boom hes out and your bangin away. Thats how my wifey gots pregers. I was raped, Fuck. now my climbing season is on Ice. and no I am not climbing ice. Yeah, the "friend" zone. That only exists for guys. A tip for Kartessa: an overnighter + alcohol + sexual tension = tent secks. It's a simple proven formula. No no, I am in the "Friend Zone". Ice cream, breakup stories and all. I've tried your formula a couple of times too, even had a sleepover at his place in his bed after lots of liquor and he didnt touch me once  I'll do what you guys do, wait it out and hope that one day he sees the light. Til then, I'll abuse the shit out of him as a belayer. He has herpes. Could be... I just thought he was gay. Maybe he saw the subtitle to this...? http://www.rockclimbing.com/...tection__114624.htmlWhere the fuck did you come from?? [image]http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/9/457289-work-Dina_with_Tank.jpg[/image] Just to imbed the picture.  I think Kartessa would prefer you "in bed" her, rather than embed her. I'm starting to think her brand of troll is rather clever and well suited to this sites "audience". It sure is getting a lot of milage. Well done K. We love it. Just look at all the post this thread has gotten in the last week. Even dragging the lurkers out of the shadows. Thanks, I think... < lurkercreeper
accuracy^
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Sep 15, 2010, 5:59 AM
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epoch wrote: donald949 wrote: epoch wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: cantbuymefriends wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: sungam wrote: Okay, so her climbing partner lykes hur, rite? Then he's all showerin' and polishing the kisser before their "date". He wuntz it bad. While it is *that* partner... He's not doing that for me. I'm so deep in the "Friend Zone", I aint ever gonna get any. Poor u. Bacardi 151 and a hour later. Boom hes out and your bangin away. Thats how my wifey gots pregers. I was raped, Fuck. now my climbing season is on Ice. and no I am not climbing ice. Yeah, the "friend" zone. That only exists for guys. A tip for Kartessa: an overnighter + alcohol + sexual tension = tent secks. It's a simple proven formula. No no, I am in the "Friend Zone". Ice cream, breakup stories and all. I've tried your formula a couple of times too, even had a sleepover at his place in his bed after lots of liquor and he didnt touch me once I'll do what you guys do, wait it out and hope that one day he sees the light. Til then, I'll abuse the shit out of him as a belayer. He has herpes. Could be... I just thought he was gay. Maybe he saw the subtitle to this...? http://www.rockclimbing.com/...tection__114624.htmlWhere the fuck did you come from?? [image]http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/9/457289-work-Dina_with_Tank.jpg[/image] Just to imbed the picture. I think Kartessa would prefer you "in bed" her, rather than embed her. I'm starting to think her brand of troll is rather clever and well suited to this sites "audience". It sure is getting a lot of milage. Well done K. We love it. Just look at all the post this thread has gotten in the last week. Even dragging the lurkers out of the shadows. Thanks, I think... <lurker We knew you've been watching... Yes, though maybe not for the reason you've been thinking of.
Like I said...
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Sep 15, 2010, 6:00 AM
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sungam wrote: epoch wrote: donald949 wrote: epoch wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: donald949 wrote: notapplicable wrote: cantbuymefriends wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: sungam wrote: Okay, so her climbing partner lykes hur, rite? Then he's all showerin' and polishing the kisser before their "date". He wuntz it bad. While it is *that* partner... He's not doing that for me. I'm so deep in the "Friend Zone", I aint ever gonna get any. Poor u. Bacardi 151 and a hour later. Boom hes out and your bangin away. Thats how my wifey gots pregers. I was raped, Fuck. now my climbing season is on Ice. and no I am not climbing ice. Yeah, the "friend" zone. That only exists for guys. A tip for Kartessa: an overnighter + alcohol + sexual tension = tent secks. It's a simple proven formula. No no, I am in the "Friend Zone". Ice cream, breakup stories and all. I've tried your formula a couple of times too, even had a sleepover at his place in his bed after lots of liquor and he didnt touch me once I'll do what you guys do, wait it out and hope that one day he sees the light. Til then, I'll abuse the shit out of him as a belayer. He has herpes. Could be... I just thought he was gay. Maybe he saw the subtitle to this...? http://www.rockclimbing.com/...tection__114624.htmlWhere the fuck did you come from?? [image]http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/9/457289-work-Dina_with_Tank.jpg[/image] Just to imbed the picture. I think Kartessa would prefer you "in bed" her, rather than embed her. I'm starting to think her brand of troll is rather clever and well suited to this sites "audience". It sure is getting a lot of milage. Well done K. We love it. Just look at all the post this thread has gotten in the last week. Even dragging the lurkers out of the shadows. Thanks, I think... <lurker We knew you've been watching... Yes, though maybe not for the reason you've been thinking of. You want me to post as bearbreeder so you can smack me with the BANZHAMMER again?
Yes please.
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Sep 15, 2010, 6:02 AM
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Kartessa wrote: Might as well get some pc+ and share that I had a date last night... mediocre belay though.
Might I propose a threesome.
Climbing trip of course.
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Oh shit!
The Marksman just came on. I have no idea what it's about but it looks like a cross between Sniper and Universal Soldier with the soundtrack from Top Gun.
This could be epic...
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Sep 15, 2010, 6:06 AM
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Kartessa wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: Might as well get some pc+ and share that I had a date last night... mediocre belay though. Remember a woman AWAYS swallows. Maybe you should tell YOUR woman that! You could be cragging instead of babysitting.
ZING!
And I predict "throat baby" responses.
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subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: Might as well get some pc+ and share that I had a date last night... mediocre belay though. Remember a woman AWAYS swallows. Maybe you should tell YOUR woman that! You could be cragging instead of babysitting. I made a throat baby.
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sungam wrote: Well, back to Edinburgh tomorrow to start school again, I guess. I ticked off exactly 0 climbing goals on what has to be called my shittest climbing summer ever. Got a fair bit of road biking in, but mostly did fuck all. Kinda frustrated about that now but whatever. How was everyone else's summer, in short? When I say "in short" I'm looking at YOU, Greg. I'm not in the mood for articles right now.
Post acknowledged. Will respond later.
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Kartessa wrote: Summer Rocks! Took a month of "Mental Stress Leave" and then quit my job when I got back so I managed to do 20+ days at rattlesnake point, 10 days at mt nemo, 2 trips to the Glen, 2 to Metcalfe, 2 to Jordan Harbour, and one 3-day excursion to the New. Would have gone out more but alas, having a kiddo takes time and money too Good thing I dont gots a man or I would have spent the summer doing things he liked instead of what's really important.
Not bad at all. You got quite a bit more done than all of my friends with kids put together.
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Lazlo wrote: sungam wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: subantz wrote: I will go get a shop vac and suck that little fucker right out of her ass Um, I've been off on vacation for a couple weeks, so maybe I missed it. But how did that work out for you? Looks like I gots about 40 pages to catch up on. Woa  I have 20 and am putting my foot down. I don't know what that will mean, but I'm doing it.
I have no idea what you're talking about, and I'm not really sure you do either, but I wish you luck with that.
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notapplicable wrote: I'm excited about The Town coming out this weekend. Hell, even Ben's performance is getting good reviews. It would appear we have entered some alternative universe but I'm stoked none the less!
Affleck has the chops!
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notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. !!! Thats intense dude, and awesome. You literaly get 3 times the MPG I do. 
You have a Mazda 3 too? That's weird!
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BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid.
Shouldn't matter at all if you can get it anytime...
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notapplicable wrote: donald949 wrote: Lazlo wrote: sungam wrote: donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: subantz wrote: I will go get a shop vac and suck that little fucker right out of her ass Um, I've been off on vacation for a couple weeks, so maybe I missed it. But how did that work out for you? Looks like I gots about 40 pages to catch up on. Woa I have 20 and am putting my foot down. I don't know what that will mean, but I'm doing it. In other news I saw your freinds pictures on stalkbook of there climb/traverse, Mt Sill et al. Good job on their end. Very stout climb, no doubt. I was talking to a friend about this earlier tonight and decided that I'm going to have to suck it up and join the Stalkbook. I never had any use for it or Facespace before so I could justify staying away but between this^^ and the fact that the new guys use it to flesh out the climbing plans, which I only find out about last minute due to me being so far behind the times with just having the cellphone and all  , it might actually serve a purpose now. Jennifers take is that I'm just a crotchety old man; made all the worse by me hanging out the college kids here lately. She seemed to find it all rather amusing.
I ended up joining late last year because most of my family back downunder weren't communicating anymore... well, I found out they still were, but on Stalkbook... so in an effort to "stay in touch" I had to move on or be forgotten in time...
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notapplicable wrote: kachoong wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: I at dinner at a friends house last night and afterwards we were sitting around talking shit and this show "hoarders" was on. Those people are fucking intense! I think it's one of those "if you've seen one, you've seen them all type shows", so if you've seen an episode, you know what I'm talking about. FUCK Yeah, I've seen that show a couple of times... it truly is AMAZING how people can't see the shit that's constantly piling up around them. Everyone has some kind of "I'll keep that piece of crap for a while till I need it" syndrome... some form of materialism... but when it gets to the level displayed by these people, I'm sure due to a link with past mental trauma, I just can't visualize how it's possible. I mean, I get to a point where I know things are messy and I gotta clean it up... this type of domestic blindness is stronger in me than my wife's though. Heh! Must be a boy/girl thing. It's so crazy to see them literally look right past bags of trash and animal shit and talk about the "valuable" things they have saved up over the years. And with a perfectly straight face too. The human mind is a strange and power thing. When it turns on itself, things can go very wrong, very fast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VbI5zcB8Ac
And in reality... the don't need any of it!
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