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notapplicable
Sep 15, 2010, 2:48 PM
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kachoong wrote: notapplicable wrote: kachoong wrote: notapplicable wrote: kachoong wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: PTFTW today And they let you out of the second grade?? Nope... they let you out of the looney bin! I'll fuck your mother before I let them put me back in that place! Well... that would confirm my assumption... my mother is no longer with us... I've noticed the older I get, the more of a gamble "your mom" jokes become.  That's alright... her ashes are scattered at sea... I still found myself chuckle at the thawt of you wet humping the ocean! Hah!
No good, no good at all. I'm afraid of being naked in the ocean.
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spikeddem
Sep 15, 2010, 2:49 PM
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spikeddem wrote: notapplicable wrote: kachoong wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. !!! Thats intense dude, and awesome. You literaly get 3 times the MPG I do.  You have a Mazda 3 too? That's weird! I'm damn sure thinking about buying one now. Taking into account both (North American) engine sizes (2.0L and 2.3L) + the mazda 3 speed, both manual and automatic transmissions, and all the years (2004-2010), only about 15% of respondents on Mazda3Forum's MPG thread receive greater than 30 MPG. It's not really the car itself, it's the way I drive it. YMMV, literally.
Also, along these lines, at least one person has cranked as much as 50 mpg out of a ford ranger (about 19 mpg estimated EPA?) by driving it just right. You'd be floored by what some people can do with a hybrid...Honda Insight: 150 mpg. Ford Escape: 70 mpg. Those are tank-long numbers, too.
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notapplicable
Sep 15, 2010, 2:51 PM
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spikeddem wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. This sounds like something Kartessa would say. Yay! Skanky Ho FTW! This is where I invite you to Bon Echo next weekend for some camping and be-laying. I see what you did there  Just for you  Settle down you two, Eharmony is that way>>> I prefer AdultFriendFinder 
Oh, well then you've come to the right place.
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Kartessa
Sep 15, 2010, 2:51 PM
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notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. This sounds like something Kartessa would say. Yay! Skanky Ho FTW! This is where I invite you to Bon Echo next weekend for some camping and be-laying. I see what you did there Just for you Settle down you two, Eharmony is that way>>>
I preffer Plenty of Fish... waaaay classier 
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Kartessa
Sep 15, 2010, 2:57 PM
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Kartessa wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. This sounds like something Kartessa would say. Yay! Skanky Ho FTW! This is where I invite you to Bon Echo next weekend for some camping and be-laying. I see what you did there Just for you Settle down you two, Eharmony is that way>>> I preffer Plenty of Fish... waaaay classier
And once I find a sucker to take me... AshleyMadison.com
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spikeddem
Sep 15, 2010, 3:02 PM
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Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. This sounds like something Kartessa would say. Yay! Skanky Ho FTW! This is where I invite you to Bon Echo next weekend for some camping and be-laying. I see what you did there Just for you Settle down you two, Eharmony is that way>>> I preffer Plenty of Fish... waaaay classier And once I find a sucker to take me... AshleyMadison.com
INTTIMBAW
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Kartessa
Sep 15, 2010, 3:12 PM
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spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. This sounds like something Kartessa would say. Yay! Skanky Ho FTW! This is where I invite you to Bon Echo next weekend for some camping and be-laying. I see what you did there Just for you Settle down you two, Eharmony is that way>>> I preffer Plenty of Fish... waaaay classier And once I find a sucker to take me... AshleyMadison.com INTTIMBAW
Ok, enough is enough! I'm trying to "get" this place but I'm stuck on PTFTW and now INTTIMBAW. OG BET is lost on me, but if any of you could be so kind as to explain these FUBAR acronyms, I'd love you long time.
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spikeddem
Sep 15, 2010, 3:14 PM
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Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. This sounds like something Kartessa would say. Yay! Skanky Ho FTW! This is where I invite you to Bon Echo next weekend for some camping and be-laying. I see what you did there Just for you Settle down you two, Eharmony is that way>>> I preffer Plenty of Fish... waaaay classier And once I find a sucker to take me... AshleyMadison.com INTTIMBAW Ok, enough is enough! I'm trying to "get" this place but I'm stuck on PTFTW and now INTTIMBAW. OG BET is lost on me, but if any of you could be so kind as to explain these FUBAR acronyms, I'd love you long time.
PTFTW is dumb, don't worry about it. 
INTTIMBAW, I just made up. Im not typing that in my browser at work. Any acronym starting with IN will likely be "I'm not . . . " followed by something related to that post.
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zeke_sf
Sep 15, 2010, 3:19 PM
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notapplicable wrote: Kartessa wrote: Might as well get some pc+ and share that I had a date last night... mediocre belay though. Might I propose a threesome. Climbing trip of course.
Bravo, sir.
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zeke_sf
Sep 15, 2010, 3:20 PM
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notapplicable wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: Might as well get some pc+ and share that I had a date last night... mediocre belay though. Remember a woman AWAYS swallows. Maybe you should tell YOUR woman that! You could be cragging instead of babysitting. I made a throat baby. !!!
Uncanny.
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spikeddem
Sep 15, 2010, 3:21 PM
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zeke_sf wrote: notapplicable wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: subantz wrote: Kartessa wrote: Might as well get some pc+ and share that I had a date last night... mediocre belay though. Remember a woman AWAYS swallows. Maybe you should tell YOUR woman that! You could be cragging instead of babysitting. I made a throat baby. !!! Uncanny.
That's what I do when I want to enjoy some peaches or pears 
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zeke_sf
Sep 15, 2010, 3:22 PM
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notapplicable wrote: Kartessa wrote: Summer Rocks! Took a month of "Mental Stress Leave" and then quit my job when I got back so I managed to do 20+ days at rattlesnake point, 10 days at mt nemo, 2 trips to the Glen, 2 to Metcalfe, 2 to Jordan Harbour, and one 3-day excursion to the New. Would have gone out more but alas, having a kiddo takes time and money too  Good thing I dont gots a man or I would have spent the summer doing things he liked instead of what's really important. Not bad at all. You got quite a bit more done than all of my friends with kids put together.
Yeah, my roadie days were last year, so I haven't gotten that kind of mileage either. I got a bit of climbing done this summer though. I'm heading out for a bit of that soloing they do with the top ropes (not a free soloist ovah heah) since I can't find any fuckers that climb during the week.
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zeke_sf
Sep 15, 2010, 3:24 PM
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Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. This sounds like something Kartessa would say. Yay! Skanky Ho FTW! This is where I invite you to Bon Echo next weekend for some camping and be-laying.
I'm inviting you to Echo Lake for drinking and fucking. Wait. Wasn't I supposed to couch that in some clever euphemism?
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zeke_sf
Sep 15, 2010, 3:26 PM
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notapplicable wrote: Kartessa wrote: notapplicable wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. BTW, where the fuck did you come from?! I'm gonna guess Subantz... Dood, howz yer banz going? Did they finally ban him? *crosses fingers*
Somebody pulled on his e-peen and his ejaculate gave them throat babies.
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spikeddem
Sep 15, 2010, 3:27 PM
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zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. This sounds like something Kartessa would say. Yay! Skanky Ho FTW! This is where I invite you to Bon Echo next weekend for some camping and be-laying. I'm inviting you to Echo Lake for drinking and fucking. Wait. Wasn't I supposed to couch that in some clever euphemism?
Oh jeez, I didn't even notice the dirty until you pointed it out with your last sentence!
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zeke_sf
Sep 15, 2010, 3:30 PM
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spikeddem wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. This sounds like something Kartessa would say. Yay! Skanky Ho FTW! This is where I invite you to Bon Echo next weekend for some camping and be-laying. I'm inviting you to Echo Lake for drinking and fucking. Wait. Wasn't I supposed to couch that in some clever euphemism? Oh jeez, I didn't even notice the dirty until you pointed it out with your last sentence!
It was pretty subtle alright.
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spikeddem
Sep 15, 2010, 3:33 PM
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Sungam lives his life one sheep at a time.
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zeke_sf
Sep 15, 2010, 3:34 PM
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spikeddem wrote: Sungam lives his life one sheep at a time.
Reminds me of that scene in Kingpin, it does.
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donald949
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tripperjm wrote: kachoong wrote: tripperjm wrote: sungam wrote: sungam wrote: tripperjm wrote: Dang donny.... *nods and places a chalk mark in DD's column* You incorporated several key elements, humor, historical reference, and a jab at major idiot. Gud won. CdB!!! C 'em harddd!!!! Heh, I googled "ball cupping" and "double ball cupping" hoping to get a really nasty pic to editz some bleeps onto and post up here, but look what came up!  heh.... yea that won kinda got some of the old guy's panties in a bunch.... Funny thing is, most of them were guy's I knew back in teh way old, when we were awl learning to climb. I just think some of them, forgot what it wus like, when we were awl young and wild. Or perhaps they've just forgot what humor is. Yea, that's kinda what I wus trying to say... butt more importantly, Why you has to cheesetit teh Ball Cupping Shirt? Why?
OK now this is even funnier. Turns out the random ball cupping shirt is actuall Jack's.
Small world.
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donald949
Sep 15, 2010, 3:40 PM
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notapplicable wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. Spike is getting patchouli stink all over the back seat as we speak!
Good job spike!!!!!!!!!won eleventy one
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donald949
Sep 15, 2010, 3:41 PM
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notapplicable wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. BTW, where the fuck did you come from?!
He's here to start up a bolt war arguement.
He doesn't know we don't climb, let alone talk about climbing, much less argue bolting ethics.
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Kartessa
Sep 15, 2010, 3:42 PM
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zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. This sounds like something Kartessa would say. Yay! Skanky Ho FTW! This is where I invite you to Bon Echo next weekend for some camping and be-laying. I'm inviting you to Echo Lake for drinking and fucking. Wait. Wasn't I supposed to couch that in some clever euphemism?
How far of a drive is that from Toronto?
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donald949
Sep 15, 2010, 3:44 PM
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notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: notapplicable wrote: As penance, I offer you an oldy but a goody... [image]http://www.losethetummy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/jessica-biel-bikini.jpg[/image] Sadly, she has lost some of that build here lately. One of the few times that slimming down actually hurt someones sexappeal. Fixed
Then I read the link. "Lose the tummy" They're kidding right? Starting to get a little picky if you axe me.
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zeke_sf
Sep 15, 2010, 3:46 PM
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Kartessa wrote: zeke_sf wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. This sounds like something Kartessa would say. Yay! Skanky Ho FTW! This is where I invite you to Bon Echo next weekend for some camping and be-laying. I'm inviting you to Echo Lake for drinking and fucking. Wait. Wasn't I supposed to couch that in some clever euphemism? How far of a drive is that from Toronto?
Heh. Well, it is near Lake Tahoe, California, so only a couple days of constant driving.
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Kartessa
Sep 15, 2010, 3:47 PM
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spikeddem wrote: Sungam lives his life one sheep at a time.
Q: How does Sungam find his sheep in tall grass?
edited fer spelling
(This post was edited by Kartessa on Sep 15, 2010, 3:52 PM)
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