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Kartessa
Sep 15, 2010, 8:42 PM
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Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: ptftw's are lame. But I am lame... Don't mind spike. He's just mad I sniped the PT. I'll get one... even if I have to spend all week at work on the PCI Or get my PTFTW now?
Or now
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Kartessa
Sep 15, 2010, 8:43 PM
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Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: ptftw's are lame. But I am lame... Don't mind spike. He's just mad I sniped the PT. I'll get one... even if I have to spend all week at work on the PCI Or get my PTFTW now? Or now
Boo yeah Bitchez! Now I can go home content that I accomplished something :)
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Kartessa
Sep 15, 2010, 8:43 PM
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Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: ptftw's are lame. But I am lame... Don't mind spike. He's just mad I sniped the PT. I'll get one... even if I have to spend all week at work on the PCI Or get my PTFTW now? Or now Boo yeah Bitchez! Now I can go home content that I accomplished something :)
Actually, I can't... that was such a FAIL
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Kartessa
Sep 15, 2010, 8:44 PM
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Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: ptftw's are lame. But I am lame... Don't mind spike. He's just mad I sniped the PT. I'll get one... even if I have to spend all week at work on the PCI Or get my PTFTW now? Or now Boo yeah Bitchez! Now I can go home content that I accomplished something :) Actually, I can't... that was such a FAIL
At least I got my PC++ today, no shame in that.
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spikeddem
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Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: ptftw's are lame. But I am lame... Don't mind spike. He's just mad I sniped the PT. I'll get one... even if I have to spend all week at work on the PCI Or get my PTFTW now? Or now Boo yeah Bitchez! Now I can go home content that I accomplished something :) Actually, I can't... that was such a FAIL At least I got my PC++ today, no shame in that.
You're gonna fail to protect your first (legit) ptftw and it's gonna get snagged.
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Kartessa
Sep 15, 2010, 8:47 PM
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Well there's always tomorrow...
unless i get fired tomorrow, then I wont give a shit about no PC or PT
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donald949
Sep 15, 2010, 10:04 PM
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Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: ptftw's are lame. But I am lame... Don't mind spike. He's just mad I sniped the PT. I'll get one... even if I have to spend all week at work on the PCI Or get my PTFTW now? Or now Boo yeah Bitchez! Now I can go home content that I accomplished something :) Actually, I can't... that was such a FAIL
But well done on stepping up to the plate and admitting it.
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donald949
Sep 15, 2010, 10:05 PM
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Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: ptftw's are lame. But I am lame... Don't mind spike. He's just mad I sniped the PT. I'll get one... even if I have to spend all week at work on the PCI Or get my PTFTW now? Or now Boo yeah Bitchez! Now I can go home content that I accomplished something :) 
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donald949
Sep 15, 2010, 10:08 PM
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Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: How many times do I have to scream "HARDER!" for you to believe me that I'm trying as hard as I can to get my PC up?! For me a couple more times. Everyone else. I think they want to hear it all day, all week. HARDER! HARDER! HARDER! Happy Now?
Meeting's done.
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donald949
Sep 15, 2010, 10:10 PM
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donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: How many times do I have to scream "HARDER!" for you to believe me that I'm trying as hard as I can to get my PC up?! For me a couple more times. Everyone else. I think they want to hear it all day, all week. HARDER! HARDER! HARDER! Happy Now? Oh yea. Meeting's done.
Although just before the meeting it was confirmed.
Graves for Donny boy next week.
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donald949
Sep 15, 2010, 10:11 PM
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donald949 wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: How many times do I have to scream "HARDER!" for you to believe me that I'm trying as hard as I can to get my PC up?! For me a couple more times. Everyone else. I think they want to hear it all day, all week. HARDER! HARDER! HARDER! Happy Now? Oh yea. Meeting's done. Although just before the meeting it was confirmed. Graves for Donny boy next week.
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donald949
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Good times 4 sure.
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spikeddem
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We will be waking up to pages of posts then?
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donald949
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spikeddem wrote: We will be waking up to pages of posts then?
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zeke_sf
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Kartessa wrote: DANCE MONKEYS!
This monkey went rock climbing. Monkey happy.
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zeke_sf
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Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: notapplicable wrote: BoltWar wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. You worry about the wrong things. If you want to get anywhere in life you have to start thinking about the next time your going to get laid. BTW, where the fuck did you come from?! I'm gonna guess Subantz... Dood, howz yer banz going? So did Sub finnally get the banz he's been jonesing for??? Its official... he posted like 75 bogus threads in General in under 45min. Modz couldn't keep up. He does say hi and requests a pull test.
I've been banzed before. Mostly for shit talking. I will not pull his piece, however.
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zeke_sf
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Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: donald949 wrote: Kartessa wrote: spikeddem wrote: ptftw's are lame. But I am lame... Don't mind spike. He's just mad I sniped the PT. I'll get one... even if I have to spend all week at work on the PCI Or get my PTFTW now? Or now Boo yeah Bitchez! Now I can go home content that I accomplished something :) Actually, I can't... that was such a FAIL
Really, the whole thing is a great waste of time. That's why I like it so.
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tripperjm
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donald949 wrote: kachoong wrote: donald949 wrote: tripperjm wrote: kachoong wrote: tripperjm wrote: sungam wrote: sungam wrote: tripperjm wrote: Dang donny.... *nods and places a chalk mark in DD's column* You incorporated several key elements, humor, historical reference, and a jab at major idiot. Gud won. CdB!!! C 'em harddd!!!! Heh, I googled "ball cupping" and "double ball cupping" hoping to get a really nasty pic to editz some bleeps onto and post up here, but look what came up!  heh.... yea that won kinda got some of the old guy's panties in a bunch.... Funny thing is, most of them were guy's I knew back in teh way old, when we were awl learning to climb. I just think some of them, forgot what it wus like, when we were awl young and wild. Or perhaps they've just forgot what humor is. Yea, that's kinda what I wus trying to say... butt more importantly, Why you has to cheesetit teh Ball Cupping Shirt? Why? OK now this is even funnier. Turns out the random ball cupping shirt is actuall Jack's. Small world. You really need to try keeping up Dubble D. Yea something. Jack's pic, you can see its him. Sunny's picture, I had no idea. Sew ya, I kneeds two keep up.
*nervously looking back over my shoulder*
You can reconize me from the back of my neck? So how long have you been stalking me and staring at my ass? Do I need to get a restraining order?
I suppose it couldn't hurt to tell you the back story...
In the weeks before the Woodson Ball Cupping Reunion, teh gays over at ST had this stupid thread about the event, so I started a mocking thread over at Todd's sleepy little site, mostly pointing and laughing... When I figured I had the hook set, I told teh Ball Cupping Story in a series of postings. The thread had a some hits, then several days before the event, somebody linked the thread to teh won at ST. The thread at Todd's site got 1500 hits in a day and I got dozens of angry e-mails... heh. And you noes me, awlways willing to spike teh ball. I made that shirt, based on the pic. Loaded up 5 cases of beer and won of soda and walked up the hill on the day of the event and passed out teh cold drinks... Sum thought it wus funny, sum just got straight up butthurtz. I had a fun day, got awl drunk, did sum climbing and saw a bunch of old friends from the way back.
Here is the cut and pasted story.
"So I went down to Woodson Brokeback mountan this past weekend, to see what all the fuss was about.
What a mess.
I sat in my car watching the scene on the street for a while. The Ball cuppers would roll up, jump out of their cars and begin cupping themselves. When another cupper would arrive, they would walk up to greet each other, shaking with won hand and cupping with the other. Sometime they would also kiss each other on the lips, and I swear I saw some of the gayer won slipping each other the tounge. Afterward, holding each others hands, they would swish up the trail to Brokeback mountain, where the real Ball Cupping would occur.
After watching the street for about an hour, it seemed like most the Ball Cuppers that were going to cum, had arrived, shot loads all over each other and walked up. I figured it was time to see what the Ball Cuppers were actually doing on Brokeback Mountain.
I hadn't noticed it before, but as I crossed the street I slipped and almost fell, the fuking street was covered in jizz. At first I thought it might be hard to figure out where the Ball Cupper had gone, it's a big mountain, soon it became clear, just follow the snail trail.
As I headed up Brokeback mountain the snail trail became a stream of jizz ozzing down the road. I donned my waterproofs and rubber ducky boots, I didn't really want to get soaked. I could tell I was getting close, the stream of jizz had becume a river and there was some sort of geyser, down behind some boulders, shooting loads up into the sky. Finaly, I found a high spot up on a boulder, where I watch the Ball Cupping Frenzy. Luckly I had my umbrella, the sky was still raining droplets of seman. Still I can't believe what I saw....
later, I would use several gallons of eye bleach to try to sear the image of what I saw that day.
The Ball Cuppers had, cleared an area between several large boulders and had formed some sort of Ball Cupping pool. There were dozens of them, all splashing and frolicking in the pool of jizz. It was like a gay bath house down there. Soon the head Ball Cupper arrived, clad only in a pair of tight leather crotchless chaps. He stood above the pool of jizz, arms outstretched to the sky as several of the slightly more blorted Ball Cuppers... well, you know, cupped his balls.
I reconized the Ball Cupper in the chaps from the way back. He was pretty gud back then and it looked like he hadn't blorted up like most of the other ball cuppers. I figured, he could likely still do a move or too, though I never really did see any climbing going on that day.... just a bunch of Ball Cupping.
When the head Ball Cupper lowered his arms, a hush came over the crowd. I new something was going to happen... but what? I thought, nothing could be sicker than what I had already witnessed...
I was RONG!
I wasn't close enough to hear what was being said but suddenly Blorted Ball Cuppers started beaching themselves, face down, belly flopping themselve on to the banks of the pool of jizz.
Then these guys arrived....
I'd seen enough, I had a gud idea what was going to happen to those blorted, beached whales. I slid off the back of the boulder and hussled down the mountain. The screams cumming from the jizz pool, sounded like baby seals being clubed to death. I turned up my i-pod and just tried to forget everything, I had seen and heard. Halfway down, I saw a guy walking up. Even though my eyes weren't gud enough to see who it was, I knew he was won of them, cuz he had won of those mattresses use for gay sex straped on his back.
As I got closer, I realized I knew this guy. Hadn't seen him in 20 years, still I knew and had climbed with this guy from the way back. FUK!!! What to do? OK, just play it cool, Hey...
Before I new it, this guy had his hand out to shake and his other hand in my pants cupping me. I just stood there stunned. In his eyes, I could see something was rong. I wanted to be polite, didn't want to hurt his feelings and I wanted to get the fuk out of there. I swear to god, it was just the back of my hand and I swear, it was on the outside of his pants, but I gave him a gentle nudge. Looking down at my bare wrist, I pulled the old 'Look at the time, got to go routine', and I was out of there."
http://www.joshuatreeclimb.com/....pl?num=1264226609/0
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notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: spikeddem wrote: notapplicable wrote: kachoong wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. !!! Thats intense dude, and awesome. You literaly get 3 times the MPG I do. You have a Mazda 3 too? That's weird! I'm damn sure thinking about buying one now. Taking into account both (North American) engine sizes (2.0L and 2.3L) + the mazda 3 speed, both manual and automatic transmissions, and all the years (2004-2010), only about 15% of respondents on Mazda3Forum's MPG thread receive greater than 30 MPG. It's not really the car itself, it's the way I drive it. YMMV, literally. Also, along these lines, at least one person has cranked as much as 50 mpg out of a ford ranger (about 19 mpg estimated EPA?) by driving it just right. You'd be floored by what some people can do with a hybrid...Honda Insight: 150 mpg. Ford Escape: 70 mpg. Those are tank-long numbers, too. Thats damn impressive. I really am thinking about picking up a car for climbing trips though. The truck doesn't seat enough and the MPG = 14 so it's about the worst one could do for 6 hour roundtrips every weekend. Problem is, I've still got a mountain of post housing market collapse business debt I was stupid enough had to be a personal guarantor on, so I'm hard pressed to justify owning two vehicles and two insurance policies right now. The logical thing to do would be to sell the truck but it's so damn useful.
Its amazing the way you can vary the gas mileage of a vehicle just by the way you drive. My 600cc triumph sportbike can get anywhere from the low twenties, to high fifty mpg easily. I'm sure if I actually tried I could get way up there...
Car/truck dilemma, bummer. I was in the motorcycle/car version, its going to be a cold winter.
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Alpine07 wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: spikeddem wrote: notapplicable wrote: kachoong wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. !!! Thats intense dude, and awesome. You literaly get 3 times the MPG I do. You have a Mazda 3 too? That's weird! I'm damn sure thinking about buying one now. Taking into account both (North American) engine sizes (2.0L and 2.3L) + the mazda 3 speed, both manual and automatic transmissions, and all the years (2004-2010), only about 15% of respondents on Mazda3Forum's MPG thread receive greater than 30 MPG. It's not really the car itself, it's the way I drive it. YMMV, literally. Also, along these lines, at least one person has cranked as much as 50 mpg out of a ford ranger (about 19 mpg estimated EPA?) by driving it just right. You'd be floored by what some people can do with a hybrid...Honda Insight: 150 mpg. Ford Escape: 70 mpg. Those are tank-long numbers, too. Thats damn impressive. I really am thinking about picking up a car for climbing trips though. The truck doesn't seat enough and the MPG = 14 so it's about the worst one could do for 6 hour roundtrips every weekend. Problem is, I've still got a mountain of post housing market collapse business debt I was stupid enough had to be a personal guarantor on, so I'm hard pressed to justify owning two vehicles and two insurance policies right now. The logical thing to do would be to sell the truck but it's so damn useful. Its amazing the way you can vary the gas mileage of a vehicle just by the way you drive. My 600cc triumph sportbike can get anywhere from the low twenties, to high fifty mpg easily. I'm sure if I actually tried I could get way up there... Car/truck dilemma, bummer. I was in the motorcycle/car version, its going to be a cold winter.
Totally true... when im broke, I drive way more efficiently, can get about 9.8l/100km that way. On payday I dont give a fuck so I'll take her up to 15l/100km.
PT Cruiser, for the gangsta soccer mom!
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Kartessa wrote: Alpine07 wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: spikeddem wrote: notapplicable wrote: kachoong wrote: notapplicable wrote: spikeddem wrote: My second tank of gas in the mazda 3 got 41.5 mpg. Quite pleased with that. EPA is about 32 for 50/50, and I'm probably more like 30% city and 70% highway. !!! Thats intense dude, and awesome. You literaly get 3 times the MPG I do. You have a Mazda 3 too? That's weird! I'm damn sure thinking about buying one now. Taking into account both (North American) engine sizes (2.0L and 2.3L) + the mazda 3 speed, both manual and automatic transmissions, and all the years (2004-2010), only about 15% of respondents on Mazda3Forum's MPG thread receive greater than 30 MPG. It's not really the car itself, it's the way I drive it. YMMV, literally. Also, along these lines, at least one person has cranked as much as 50 mpg out of a ford ranger (about 19 mpg estimated EPA?) by driving it just right. You'd be floored by what some people can do with a hybrid...Honda Insight: 150 mpg. Ford Escape: 70 mpg. Those are tank-long numbers, too. Thats damn impressive. I really am thinking about picking up a car for climbing trips though. The truck doesn't seat enough and the MPG = 14 so it's about the worst one could do for 6 hour roundtrips every weekend. Problem is, I've still got a mountain of post housing market collapse business debt I was stupid enough had to be a personal guarantor on, so I'm hard pressed to justify owning two vehicles and two insurance policies right now. The logical thing to do would be to sell the truck but it's so damn useful. Its amazing the way you can vary the gas mileage of a vehicle just by the way you drive. My 600cc triumph sportbike can get anywhere from the low twenties, to high fifty mpg easily. I'm sure if I actually tried I could get way up there... Car/truck dilemma, bummer. I was in the motorcycle/car version, its going to be a cold winter. Totally true... when im broke, I drive way more efficiently, can get about 9.8l/100km that way. On payday I dont give a fuck so I'll take her up to 15l/100km. PT Cruiser, for the gangsta soccer mom!
how old is this thing that came out of you
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