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winkwinklambonini
Dec 28, 2002, 3:23 AM
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All this cyber-sex has given me an idea. What about cyber-climbing. Think about it: "Oh yeah, I'm giving you a cam. You grasp it firmly with your strong hands as our fingers touch!"
Or:Wildtrail---- "I'm stepping up now! Watch me."
Camhead----"I got ya! Don't %@#$ up, I think that piece sucks!"
I'll start: On belay?
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calamity_chk
Dec 28, 2002, 4:13 AM
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belay is on !
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farasnyl10
Dec 28, 2002, 4:44 AM
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climb on!
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stevematthys
Dec 28, 2002, 4:45 AM
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where is the 1st bolt?
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climbchick
Dec 28, 2002, 4:50 AM
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1st bolt???? I think this should be a deeply gratifying all-out fantasy with no holds barred. Now who's gonna belay me on my first onsight attempt on a TRAD 5.13?? (a route suggestion would help too)
ohhhhhhhh, I wanna go climbing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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winkwinklambonini
Dec 28, 2002, 4:57 AM
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There it is, it from when robins put this up as an aid route. It's twenty feet up though, and I don't see any pro!
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winkwinklambonini
Dec 28, 2002, 4:58 AM
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....and rusty!
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winkwinklambonini
Dec 28, 2002, 5:15 AM
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No! follow the plot. We're already here, tied in and everything.
And it's fictional.
[ This Message was edited by: winkwinklambonini on 2002-12-27 21:16 ]
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stevematthys
Dec 28, 2002, 5:18 AM
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wait, i see a old pin 30' up there.....
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winkwinklambonini
Dec 28, 2002, 5:29 AM
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Go for it! Godspeed.
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pbcowboy77
Dec 28, 2002, 5:36 AM
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Cliping!
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pbcowboy77
Dec 28, 2002, 5:38 AM
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Damn it I need slack
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winkwinklambonini
Dec 28, 2002, 5:43 AM
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$#!&! this grigri is jammed. I told you we shouldn't be using this on marginal gear!
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crux_clipper
Dec 28, 2002, 8:12 AM
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The last 2 peices have fallen out, so don't worry about it!
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pushfurther
Dec 28, 2002, 9:13 AM
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%@#$ trad.
boldering.
ddrunksddd
he.h
tards.
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stevematthys
Dec 28, 2002, 6:10 PM
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i think i see a possible placement for a stopper up there...
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copperhead
Dec 28, 2002, 8:30 PM
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"Oh sh**!! It's no good!!! I'm grippin' out dude!!! Send up the bolt kit!! Quick!
There's no one watching us, is there?"
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jono13
Dec 28, 2002, 10:02 PM
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STUPID DOG IS TANGLED IN THE ROPE! can ya just hang on for a sec?
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stevematthys
Dec 28, 2002, 10:18 PM
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i cant hold on, my right hand is in a sh*tty jam, and my feet are smearing on nothing
[ This Message was edited by: stevematthys on 2002-12-28 14:19 ]
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copperhead
Dec 28, 2002, 10:43 PM
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Oh Mon! I think I'm going to pitch...
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jono13
Dec 28, 2002, 11:02 PM
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just try to land on both your feet, ass and back at the same time! each will counteract each other and make the fall completly harmless!!!
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stevematthys
Dec 28, 2002, 11:22 PM
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in a last ditch effort i am going to dyno for that crimper
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wildtrail
Dec 29, 2002, 12:47 AM
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Dude, watch the slopper on the left. It's gnarly!
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jono13
Dec 29, 2002, 1:06 AM
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use the figure 4! its your only hope!
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