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crackmeup
Nov 28, 2008, 10:22 PM
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CheckEgoAtDoor wrote: Priapism Always. Think Viagra exp gone bad.
After sending that route, you can climb this one to help you wind down:
Kids In Sandbox
(don't google it, trust me)
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atrocket
Nov 28, 2008, 10:48 PM
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Satan's Corner and the Coffin..... 
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evanwish
Nov 29, 2008, 9:50 AM
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Pinnacle's National Monument:
Post Orgasmic Depression
Lover's Leap:
Glaze Her Face
Indian Springs:
Cursed Cling, Pendulum Swing
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puds
Dec 5, 2008, 8:20 AM
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couple favorites are:
pet wussy
my dixie wrecked (say it outloud)
(This post was edited by puds on Dec 5, 2008, 8:20 AM)
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suilenroc
Dec 5, 2008, 9:00 AM
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Emanon.... I leave it to Sungam to figure that one out!
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sungam
Dec 5, 2008, 5:15 PM
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suilenroc wrote: Emanon.... I leave it to Sungam to figure that one out!
I always thought Agag's groove was a good one. At the time of the first ascent the route was incredibly loose and Agag is a biblical character with a notably delicate tread.
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knieveltech
Dec 5, 2008, 5:56 PM
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"You see what happens Larry?"
OR
"You're killing your father Larry"
OR
"Is this your homework Larry?"
I'm still scouting for the perfect moss-covered lowball choss scramble to slap that on. In honor of the local legend of Larry who had a fetish for wallowing on lowball choss.
(This post was edited by knieveltech on Dec 5, 2008, 5:57 PM)
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PatMcGinn
Dec 11, 2008, 11:31 AM
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I always liked "Ten seconds to liftoff".
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MilesofSmiles
Dec 17, 2008, 6:19 PM
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Barbara Bush's Boulders or Eisentower
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petsfed
Dec 17, 2008, 7:04 PM
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angry wrote: While I feel that I'm good enough for your mother I still feel that I've got a lot more work to do on your mother. I hadn't realized you'd been on your mother. Did you manage to go all the way on your mother or did your mother turn you away only to do your mother another time?
A friend of mine and I had hoped that one of us would manage to flash Your Mother, but I was scared I'd blow it before the first clip, so I backed off. My friend went back later. He told me the crux was coming off the underclings to turn the overhang and reach the jugs below the anchor. He still hasn't kept it together all the way to the finish.
Your Mother (SFW)
I always thought "Cautionary Whale" was pretty good. Haven't had the opportunity to use it yet. I've definitely used "That's what she said" on the FA of a boulder problem.
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nthusiastj
Dec 17, 2008, 7:10 PM
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Blood, Milk, and Sky
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mikethecook
Dec 17, 2008, 10:30 PM
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I haven't read all these, but any 'Big Lebowski' quote is good-
you want a toe, I can get you a toe
this aggression will not stand, uh, man
Donny, you're out of yer element
human paraquat
frank zappa also provides a wealth of great names- some have already been taken, like teh Central Scrutinizer and Dynamo Hum, how 'bout-
lumpy gravy
canarsie (where everyone looks the same)
g-spot tornado
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TheRucat
Dec 24, 2008, 12:46 AM
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I once climbed a route called "his head fell off"
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scottydo
Dec 25, 2008, 9:11 AM
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Any 80's hairband song title.
Ex: Talk Dirty to Me
Yo Mamma Don't Dance
Girls, Girls, Girls
Livin' on a Prayer
The list could go on......
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DoItGetRuined
Jan 13, 2009, 8:51 PM
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Cannibal Corpse
^Been waiting to use this one... still haven't found an appropriately punishing route.
Crum Dumpster was a pretty good one I've seen...
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REXRW1
Feb 19, 2011, 7:32 PM
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Afternoon Delight
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Yes this is 5.11a, maybe work on your crimp strength
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RadarLove
Mar 15, 2011, 4:50 PM
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knieveltech wrote: "You see what happens Larry?" OR "You're killing your father Larry" OR "Is this your homework Larry?" I'm still scouting for the perfect moss-covered lowball choss scramble to slap that on. In honor of the local legend of Larry who had a fetish for wallowing on lowball choss.
The Big Lebowski was edited for TV and instead of the famous "this is what happens when you f*** a stranger in the a**", they decided, for some reason, to replace it with "this is what happens when you make friends with strangers in the alps."
Cracks me up every time. Who the heck greenlighted that dubbing?
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singletrackmike
Mar 15, 2011, 6:04 PM
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"Redneck Chicks In Pick-up Trucks" - tucked away in Hedgesville, WV
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ENARE
Mar 15, 2011, 8:58 PM
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[quote "welikoa"]Im going to give you the best name EVER.
submit the funniest, or raddest names you would actually lay down after an fa. By the way, Bad Exgirlfriend is nearly done haha
Bad Exgirlfriend weve all had some bad ex's and know how horrific they can be. What a better name for a route that sucks the life essence out of you/? or anyone names having to do with venerial diseases will suffice. "Man, I just onsighted my bad exgirlfriend and it sucked balls! Or I just climbed on Herpes simplex B and let me tell you it wasnt all its cracked up to be! haha[/quote]
"Dishonorable Discharge"- not referring to the military term.
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climboard
Mar 15, 2011, 11:11 PM
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Terra Firma Homesick Blues. It is a thin, runout route at Seneca Rocks.
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aprice00
Mar 16, 2011, 1:42 AM
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There is one here called
Pocket Pulling Pervert
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Sir_Edmund_Hilarious
Mar 16, 2011, 2:33 AM
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SGB (Screw You Bitch)
Dope and Brownies
Ben Dover and his wife Eileen Dover
Frequent Flyer
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dbogardus
Mar 16, 2011, 2:55 AM
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"Limp Dick" - Haycock, PA
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lofstromc
Mar 16, 2011, 9:47 AM
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[quote "jeffvoigt"]There is a route at Index Town Walls called Doctor Sniff and the Tuna Boaters, if I am not mistaken[/quote]
There is one named that at Mt. Lemmon, AZ too.
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Shane769
Mar 19, 2011, 11:54 PM
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We have a route here called "Stiletto, aka The Bitch"
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