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fieldmouse
Jul 17, 2003, 6:26 PM
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I recently met a true asshole up here in flagstaff who couldnt hold his liquor and in the midst of a bouldering session, ended up passed out on his crashpad, which he then urinated on. I never got his last name, but his first was ben and he was extremely tall. Apparently this choad lives somewhere in phoenix. So, if anyone knows someone fitting this description, tell him that I want a new nalgene and that if he wants his other shoe back, he can look in the dumpster behind the circle k on lake mary road.
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teagueblue
Jul 17, 2003, 6:35 PM
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That's no dude, that's my mom. Probably why you thought he had no genitalia--he is a she. Sorry. She gets out of hand sometimes. Especially when she drinks. You should have banged her when she passed out, everyone else does. (Wear a rainjacket.)
Sorry. I will look for her shoe tonight.
Chuck
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tenn_dawg
Jul 17, 2003, 6:36 PM
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If someone passes out, and pisses on anything of mine, I piss on them.
...unless they're female in which case I feel really bad, and try to look out for them, because there's nothing more sad, than a beautiful Drunken Girl with every guy in the place trying to get an easy piece.
Nothing sadder except for mabey dead puppies... and it would have to be a lot of them.
Travis
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teagueblue
Jul 17, 2003, 6:40 PM
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tenn_dawg: I'm touched by this honest revelation of your inner self: bunches of dead puppies sadden you. That is trully touching. Who says community has totally gone to the dogs?
Chuck
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wildtrail
Jul 17, 2003, 6:44 PM
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In reply to: I recently met a true asshole up here in flagstaff who couldnt hold his liquor and in the midst of a bouldering session, ended up passed out on his crashpad, which he then urinated on. I never got his last name, but his first was ben and he was extremely tall. Apparently this choad lives somewhere in phoenix. So, if anyone knows someone fitting this description, tell him that I want a new nalgene and that if he wants his other shoe back, he can look in the dumpster behind the circle k on lake mary road.
After finding out what you did to his shoe, he'll probably never get you a Nalgene. :wink:
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teagueblue
Jul 17, 2003, 6:47 PM
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"I can take about an hour on the tower of power--long as I gets a little golden shower."--Frank Zappa
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climbtheruins
Jul 17, 2003, 7:03 PM
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I have a friend who would piss himself whenever he got blacked out drunk. It was hilarious to everyone except his girlfriend who would wake up in the middle of the night covered in warm urine. :lol: (I thought that was the funniest part!)
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tenn_dawg
Jul 17, 2003, 7:06 PM
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In reply to: tenn_dawg: I'm touched by this honest revelation of your inner self: bunches of dead puppies sadden you. That is trully touching. Who says community has totally gone to the dogs? Chuck
Hahaha, you've gotten me figured out!
Travis
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fieldmouse
Jul 17, 2003, 7:14 PM
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I should also mention that it only took this ben character a couple shlitz's to get drunk enough to pass out and soil himself. apparently he had been snorting crushed-up vicodins off his center console all day.
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wildtrail
Jul 17, 2003, 7:18 PM
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That, or he just has a low tolerance. In that case, that's really cool. I'd rather get to the point in a few beers than the 12 it usually takes. :wink:
Why did you throw out his shoe?
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djmeat
Jul 17, 2003, 7:31 PM
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anyone passes out around me while drinking and its tea baggin time.
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wildtrail
Jul 17, 2003, 7:35 PM
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In reply to: anyone passes out around me while drinking and its tea baggin time.
Thus the reason I do not wish to meet you. :wink:
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tenn_dawg
Jul 17, 2003, 7:54 PM
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I've always thought that teabagging someone was an expression of some Homosexual tendencies coming up.
But, hey, what do I know?
Travis
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djmeat
Jul 17, 2003, 8:12 PM
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In reply to: I've always thought that teabagging someone was an expression of some Homosexual tendencies coming up. But, hey, what do I know? Travis
I thought we alredy made it abundantly clear.. I'm a queer as a three dollar bill.
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fieldmouse
Jul 17, 2003, 9:33 PM
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I retract my childish statements.
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tenn_dawg
Jul 22, 2003, 4:08 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: I've always thought that teabagging someone was an expression of some Homosexual tendencies coming up. But, hey, what do I know? Travis I thought we alredy made it abundantly clear.. I'm a queer as a three dollar bill.
Dude, I gave up on trying to keep everyone's sexual orientation in my limited memory space. I just really don't care.
I will however make statement's such as "that's Gay", or "totally Gay" in which case I'm not really talking about the 3 dollar bill gay, but the "Lame" gay.
I guess this could work in reverse as well, by assuming if I call something lame, I am also calling it gay.
So in that case, DJ, you're lame.
:lol:
Fighting for equal smart-assedness across the board,
Travis
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curt
Jul 22, 2003, 4:58 AM
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In reply to: I recently met a true asshole up here in flagstaff who couldnt hold his liquor and in the midst of a bouldering session, ended up passed out on his crashpad, which he then urinated on. I never got his last name, but his first was ben and he was extremely tall. Apparently this choad lives somewhere in phoenix. So, if anyone knows someone fitting this description, tell him that I want a new nalgene and that if he wants his other shoe back, he can look in the dumpster behind the circle k on lake mary road.
Andy,
I still don't see why this event upset you. It's not as if he pissed on YOUR crashpad, eh?
Curt
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fieldmouse
Jul 26, 2003, 6:06 PM
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the gentleman in question has not micturated on anything inappropriate to my knowledge. this was merely meant to lure him into posting and was unsuccesfull in every way.
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