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crap
May 7, 2002, 4:24 AM
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I am interested in learning how to climb like Hollywood actors do in movies. I want every climb I do, no matter how easy, to look like a monumental effort so unenlightend people will think I'm doing something really dangerous and hard. I'm tired of cranking out routes and making it look easy, the babes pay no attention. I want to grunt and yell garbbed phases like Stalone in Cliff Hanger and make easy climbs look hard. Got any pointer?
I'm ready for my close up.
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sharmagod
May 7, 2002, 4:46 AM
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Hang with me and your get some pointers...haha.
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lilred
May 7, 2002, 4:40 PM
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DUUUUDE! ME TOOO! Like in that like movie "Vertical Limit!" OH MY GAWD BECKI!!! That movie was SooOOoo kewl! I wanna be a rock climber too!
(sorry, couldn't help myself on that one guys...I tried, really)
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indigo_nite
May 8, 2002, 8:48 PM
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um, you can probably take a pointer from Tom Cruise in the beginning of Mission Impossible II. I hear the girls really go for psycho jumps.
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verticallaw
May 8, 2002, 11:10 PM
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the trick is easy!!!!
climb 5 feet off the ground and grunt like your in the can
Mike
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crackaddict
May 8, 2002, 11:38 PM
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AARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!
UUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!
WATCH MEEEE!
UUUHHHH!!!!!
TTAAKKEE!!!
TTTAAAAKKKKKEEEE!!!!!
OOOOHHHH!!! CRAAAPPPP!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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climberchic
May 8, 2002, 11:48 PM
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k, Chris...
ya done took it a lil' too far, brutha
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beyond_gravity
May 9, 2002, 12:40 AM
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Tell me about it, I was on a school climbing trip, jamed up a 5.10b crack and people were like, "you suck, i mean, wtf...i thought U climbed?" So I hop on an extremely overhanging 5.9 Jug tug and start double dynoing and yelling, and then there like, Whoa!
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orestes1724
May 10, 2002, 2:26 AM
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if you really want to climb like your in the movies, climb with liquid nitrogen straped to your back and cut the rope of your partner. oh...everything possible has to go wrong but you have to somehow survive. and make 5-2 look impossible.
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