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Crazy Man - 5.14d

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CrazyMan is a relatively new climb that most would consider project status. It's 5.14d, earning its rating from an adaptation of SwingTime. To do this climb, first take a shot of Jack and smoke a bag or do whatever the hell some climbers do for a "pre-climbing" ritual. Next, strip naked and burn your Prana/North Face mobile clothing line that you are wearing in a ring of stones collected from Capen's sketchy holds. Now, the climb is sooooo simple! Just start the line, but make sure you're upside down the entire time and don't use a rope. Helmets are also a waste, since you're gonna end up killing yourself trying this anyways. The crux is near the top of SwingTime but instead of climbing the rest up, do a dyno backflip and grab onto the roof with your bare hands (along w/ the rest of your body). It's all very simple and can be successfully completed, and if you don't you suck and you'll never be a Sharma or Graham or Spiderman that you long to be.

Submitted by: reprieve on 2004-02-21
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Route ID: 48925