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Jul 7, 2006, 7:18 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: You could always just dig a deep pit in your basement, assuring that she will in fact be there upon your return! :twisted: "It wears the lotion on its skin." "I ate his liver with a nice chianti. sthu, sthu, sthu!" OK, I'm creeping myself out! :shock: GT
hahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
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climberboy193838
Jul 7, 2006, 7:47 PM
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I have a friend who moved to Utah to go back to college. His wife owns his soul. She never lets him go climbing. Show your gf that you're in charge. As soon as she starts to see that she has control, you're screwed, kiss your rack and every opertunity for a road trip goodbye. Make sure you have sex one more time before you leave and make sure you're on top, only to further show you're in control, its just better that way. Unless you want to be you're wife's bitch untill you're 100, then go right ahead.
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Jul 7, 2006, 8:05 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: I have a friend who moved to Utah to go back to college. His wife owns his soul. She never lets him go climbing. Show your gf that you're in charge. As soon as she starts to see that she has control, you're screwed, kiss your rack and every opertunity for a road trip goodbye. Make sure you have sex one more time before you leave and make sure you're on top, only to further show you're in control, its just better that way. Unless you want to be you're wife's b---- untill you're 100, then go right ahead. so you've never had a girlfriend eh?
:lol: right on climberboy.....you get my vote for president of the he-man woman hater's club!!!
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wonderwoman
Jul 7, 2006, 8:17 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: I have a friend who moved to Utah to go back to college. His wife owns his soul. She never lets him go climbing. Show your gf that you're in charge. As soon as she starts to see that she has control, you're screwed, kiss your rack and every opertunity for a road trip goodbye. Make sure you have sex one more time before you leave and make sure you're on top, only to further show you're in control, its just better that way. Unless you want to be you're wife's b---- untill you're 100, then go right ahead. so you've never had a girlfriend eh? :lol: right on climberboy.....you get my vote for president of the he-man woman hater's club!!!
C'mon... The guys name is 'Parker'. Sounds like a mama's boy to me. Who wants to do a Parker, anyway?
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curtis_g
Jul 7, 2006, 8:22 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: I have a friend who moved to Utah to go back to college. His wife owns his soul. She never lets him go climbing. Show your gf that you're in charge. As soon as she starts to see that she has control, you're screwed, kiss your rack and every opertunity for a road trip goodbye. Make sure you have sex one more time before you leave and make sure you're on top, only to further show you're in control, its just better that way. Unless you want to be you're wife's b---- untill you're 100, then go right ahead. so you've never had a girlfriend eh?
haha, a very classy and possibly accurate insult. awesome
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crazygirl
Jul 7, 2006, 8:40 PM
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relationships must be getting weirder and weirder...
you'll see each other in 3 months. maybe you can visit her for a wekeend while she's in school, or whatever
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stonefoxgirl
Jul 7, 2006, 9:12 PM
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She's giving you an ultimatum between two things you love, I say, go on the climbing trip. That's kinda ridiculous. What will the next ultimatum be? Isn't part of a relationship being able to go out and have your own life as well as a life with someone else??? And one of my favorite statements.....how can I miss you IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY! Good Luck, I hope you both make the right decision. No regrets, you only live once.
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boondock_saint
Jul 7, 2006, 9:12 PM
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Go climbing man. The g/f will be there after you get back. If she's not then get another :lol:
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tgreene
Jul 7, 2006, 9:16 PM
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Another solution would be to boil her, rendering the fat from her smooth and supple skin. Once you've completed the rendering process, you can pour her into a small metal tin to carry with you.
Being that you'll often be climbing in direct sunlight, you'll need a good lip balm, so every time you use her, it will be like a kiss... :oops:
If you really wanted to feel her love, you could use a little more to :boring:
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mcfoley
Jul 7, 2006, 9:30 PM
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First off...Is the punani THAT good man?
If yes then...
Do you plan on staying with this girl foreva...foreva-eva....foreva-eva?
What if she dumps you a week after your buddies leave for the trip...THAT would be funny!!!
Any GF/BF that won't wait around for you is not worth it anyway...
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tb69hikeclimb
Jul 7, 2006, 9:31 PM
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I would go climbing! just remeber to wear a helmet when you ask her for your nuts back :lol:
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climbsomething
Jul 7, 2006, 9:45 PM
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In reply to: I have a friend who moved to Utah to go back to college. His wife owns his soul. She never lets him go climbing. Show your gf that you're in charge. As soon as she starts to see that she has control, you're screwed, kiss your rack and every opertunity for a road trip goodbye. Make sure you have sex one more time before you leave and make sure you're on top, only to further show you're in control, its just better that way. Unless you want to be you're wife's b---- untill you're 100, then go right ahead.
Look, I've seen a lot of "OMG! relationship or climming??!!11" threads on this site. And I maintain that if you have to ask this on the internet, then you're not very good at at least one of the two.
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renohandjams
Jul 7, 2006, 9:52 PM
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Find a girlfriend that can go with you. My wife climbs so I can't really relate.
On another note, when my wife and I were dating I realized I really loved her because she was the only girlfriend that I would skip snowboarding to hang out with. So.... if you are willing to miss this awesome climb to hang out with her then maybe you really do love her and you just have to get her more excited about climbing.
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caughtinside
Jul 7, 2006, 9:56 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: I have a friend who moved to Utah to go back to college. His wife owns his soul. She never lets him go climbing. Show your gf that you're in charge. As soon as she starts to see that she has control, you're screwed, kiss your rack and every opertunity for a road trip goodbye. Make sure you have sex one more time before you leave and make sure you're on top, only to further show you're in control, its just better that way. Unless you want to be you're wife's b---- untill you're 100, then go right ahead. Don't forget to pick her up and bodyslam her, chew her ear and growl loudly. Oh, and make sure she sees that you ALWAYS eat first. That always keeps the alpha established. Look, I've seen a lot of "OMG! relationship or climming??!!11" threads on this site. And I maintain that if you have to ask this on the internet, then you're not very good at at least one of the two.
I'm bad at both! And I intend to keep it that way!
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mcfoley
Jul 7, 2006, 11:11 PM
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Shortly after I started climbing 5 years ago... I told my wife the following...
I'm going to start climbing a lot, meeing peoplw who are into it...dedicating a lot of my time to it, in order to be self sufficient and safe out there.
I want you to be a part of this... I want to learn with you and discover climbing together...soooo you are either going to be part of this new adventure or we'll be spending some weekends/days apart every month.
(side note: she had previously voiced her excitement about learning to climb, but failed to show much enthusiasm or motivation when opportunities presented themself).
Her response was very honest and to the point....she said, she was motivated to climb more an learn with me, but she never REALLY wanted to get so into it that she would get badly hurt...(whatever that meant).
I said great so let's get out there an climb...she called me obsessed! (the nerve...lol)
...5 years later she's following me on 5.8 trad/multipitch, she's leading 5.8 sport (tring 10c, she out boulders me on sit starts and super crimpy balancy stuff, it's great...We discovered climbing together and continue to share it.
Climbing shouldn't be an issue in your relationship, it should be something strengthening your relationship.
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mystical_climber
Jul 7, 2006, 11:40 PM
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I would go climb.. and this is coming from a girl.. I have lost boyfriends over climbing trips.. if it isn't this trip that ends your relationship it will be a future one..
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lmnox
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I'm jumping on the bandwagon and voting to go climbing. Talk this over with your girlfriend first though; see if a compromise can be reached. If she is adament on keeping an ultimatum, then agree to disagree. Be sure to stress that the last two weeks, however, will be wonderful... and also be sure to do a *wink wink* on wonderful.
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hosh
Jul 8, 2006, 12:31 AM
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I was waiting for you to post a pic of the girl so we could help you make your choice...
hosh.
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fixednut
Jul 8, 2006, 12:35 AM
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In reply to: i'd stay with the girl if i were you.....the bugaboos are tough and you sound like a puss.
Trophy!
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plambeth
Jul 8, 2006, 12:52 AM
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okay. so apparently you asked her to go with you. doesn't that show her something?
and wtf she doesn't like to climb?
i think you should go.
besides, she knows climbing is "your life."
3 months at school isn't that long right?
and someone else made a good point. you're gone for 6 weeks. she leaves in 8. that's two weeks to see her.
or why don't you go visit her during the three months she's at school.
whatever. go climb.
maybe she's testing you. or maybe she loves you too much to miss you for 6 more weeks.
make a decision.
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androids
Jul 8, 2006, 1:21 AM
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[quote="builttospill"]It really depends on the girl, your age and the relationship. Did she know this was something important to you when you got involved? Are you 18 or are you 26?
im 26 been on the road for 2 years.
.. when she met me i was living in a astro van(with no heat) climbing ice evry day. damn this thread got long.
and she loves climbin, my first date with the girl i dragged her up proffessor falls at night. my problem is im lookin at 5-6months climbin in the chineese north when i get back in sept. and im asking what u would do if you were her.
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jumpingrock
Jul 8, 2006, 1:26 AM
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You are so full of shit.
T5. Well done.
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androids
Jul 8, 2006, 1:32 AM
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In reply to: Get your ass in gear! Have one last horizontal ho down and head out to Canada! PS dont forget to bring a Hustler; June was a great issue. Happy Sending Ryan |
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