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sharpie
Nov 14, 2005, 3:34 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: Be sure to bring a camelbak... sharpie, are you gonna touch this one? r.r.
I just think it's funny that the guy in Iraq is talking about bringing a camelbak...
Do you have a plan to get it through customs?
In reply to: In reply to: sharpie, are you gonna touch this one? Do not let Sharpie touch the bottle of tequila if he's in any sort of proximity to a fire. He's been known to throw nearly full bottles of $100 tequila on the campfire.
Let me first say that yes, it is true, I poured a litre of 1921 Reserva Especial on a camp fire.
BUT…let me add that I was operating on the brink of exhaustion—after first hiking 10 miles and 2,500 vertical feet at more than 2-miles above sea level, while carrying 7-days worth of gear for two people because my flatlander "friend" could not adjust to the altitude...then spending the next three days climbing every hard, unprotected, blank, horror show, fingernail crimping, wet & overhanging, triple X rated pitch while my "friend" took all the sunny 5.6s and 5.7s. The only relief I had was knowing that the sweet agave was waiting for me each night. But in one terrible dazed and confused moment it was all gone, when I mistakenly grabbed the burgundy lexan tequila Nalgene rathera than the blue lexan water Nalgene—whatever fire was not extinguished by the tequila was put out by my tears.
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anykineclimb
Nov 14, 2005, 4:00 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: Be sure to bring a camelbak... sharpie, are you gonna touch this one? r.r. I just think it's funny that the guy in Iraq is talking about bringing a camelbak... Do you have a plan to get it through customs?
its quite compact really. sort of a shetland, um, camel...
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redpointron
Nov 15, 2005, 12:57 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: Be sure to bring a camelbak... how about a beer bong...
i guess we'll okay the beer bong but only if it's used while hanging upside down from the balcany by your heel spurs while we throw snow balls at you :lol:
that sounds reasonable, right? :wink:
r.r.
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timd
Nov 15, 2005, 1:35 AM
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[In reply to: quote="reno"]Ron, I'm beginning to think that 'cept for you and me and Mother_Sheep, the rest of the folks in this thread are wankers
OUCH!
They just want to hang out with us cool people. Yeah, that's it.
Bring your best tequila, people... Jose Cuervo does not... I repeat, DOES NOT qualify as good tequila.
Jose Cuervo is the result of a bunch of Mexicans drinking Don Julio and pissing into a bottle.
For the newbies that might be female.... there will be a topless indoor drytooling comp. Contact me or Redpointron for details on how to enter.
For you men... there will be no nekkidness at all. End of story.
Ah... forgot about Orvis. Serious note, y'all: Orvis Hot Springs is the bomb... all natural mineral hot springs will ease your aches in no time and leave you feeling like a lobster. Or a N'awlin's Crawfish, if you prefer.
And clothing is optional at Orvis. :D
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timd
Nov 15, 2005, 1:38 AM
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Damn reno, you really know how to hurt a guy! A wanker huh? :nono:
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jimdavis
Nov 15, 2005, 7:50 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: Be sure to bring a camelbak... how about a beer bong... i guess we'll okay the beer bong but only if it's used while hanging upside down from the balcany by your heel spurs while we throw snow balls at you :lol: that sounds reasonable, right? :wink: r.r.
Hell, i'm game!
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timd
Nov 17, 2005, 8:00 AM
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Alright, it is that time to find out all of the last minute details. First, what time do we meet for set-up. Second, what time do we drink beer while attending Tracys' clinic?
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redpointron
Nov 17, 2005, 1:25 PM
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In reply to: Alright, it is that time to find out all of the last minute details.
how 'bout some other details too...we need a good group photo. (see my photos for the '05 shot and reno's photos for the '04 one). would thursday or friday morning work? who's gonna be in town at that time?
and how 'bout another big group dinner at buen tempo (the mexican joint) on wednesday night. who'll be in town then?
sorry for the de-railing...back to the scheduled debauchery :twisted:
r.r.
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anykineclimb
Nov 17, 2005, 2:16 PM
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In reply to: sorry for the de-railing...back to the scheduled debauchery :twisted: r.r.
Wanker
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sarcat
Nov 17, 2005, 3:25 PM
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So.....
I've not got an open room the 11th-14th at the Best Western. Anybody interested let me know.
I saw little ice clumps on the bushes near a water fall up Provo Canyon yesterday. Can't wait for more ice.
And RPR stop describing my climbing style. My debauchery usually isn't scheduled.
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reno
Nov 17, 2005, 4:49 PM
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In reply to: Alright, it is that time to find out all of the last minute details. First, what time do we meet for set-up.
Thursday, 8 am. Break down is Sunday, around 2 pm.
In reply to: Second, what time do we drink beer while attending Tracys' clinic?
Thursday, 8:05 am. ;)
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redpointron
Nov 17, 2005, 9:48 PM
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i don't know what to do with you guys...i try and ask a couple of serious, important questions and this is the kind of buffoonery i get in response...
In reply to: In reply to: sorry for the de-railing...back to the scheduled debauchery :twisted: r.r. Wanker
In reply to: And RPR stop describing my climbing style. My debauchery usually isn't scheduled.
In reply to: In reply to: Second, what time do we drink beer while attending Tracys' clinic? Thursday, 8:05 am.
i am so proud, my boys are growing into such fine young men...i am going to tear up.
AND
since i know that the question will not be taken seriously...mexican restaurant...6 pm on wednesday the 11th. last person to r.s.v.p. has to be the designated driver to orvis (trust me this is not a fun job).
r.r.
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sarcat
Nov 17, 2005, 10:25 PM
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I'll drive even though it's not fun. Must be someone else's car however as I'm not keen on possible chunks. Someone else will have to abstain the next night for my turn at debauchery.
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sharpie
Nov 18, 2005, 3:03 AM
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In reply to: Must be someone else's car however as I'm not keen on possible chunks...
Chuncks are OK, it's the Ceasar salads that will get you.
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grk10vq
Nov 18, 2005, 4:07 AM
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sixty-five more days bee-otches.
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reno
Nov 18, 2005, 4:18 AM
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In reply to: sixty-five more days bee-otches.
Sixty five? What freaking time calendar you watching, beeotch?
I've got the official Ouray Ice Fest Countdown clock going, and I've got it at 55 days....
The Official Countdown Clock
65 days... damn wankers. ;)
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grk10vq
Nov 18, 2005, 5:11 AM
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In reply to: Sixty five? What freaking time calendar you watching, beeotch?
sorry twinkle toes. i stand corrected. what i meant to say was its eighty-nine days until a man makes you feel special.
happy valentines.
89 days!.....damn homos. :oops:
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redpointron
Nov 18, 2005, 11:49 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: Must be someone else's car however as I'm not keen on possible chunks... Chuncks are OK, it's the Ceasar salads that will get you.
i love inside jokes...'cause i'm so often left out :wink:
still not got all the r.s.v.p.'s
r.r.
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mr8615
Nov 18, 2005, 1:48 PM
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I have a party of 4 leaving that Tuesday from Lancaster, PA. Hopefully we'll be there on time! (Something like a 26 hour drive!)
PS: no chunks or caesar salad in my car please!
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anykineclimb
Nov 18, 2005, 2:52 PM
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Well folks, its official. I will NOT be attendint this years ice festival.
I'll be starting up paramedic school and really need to focus taking care of that. I can't quite afford to do both at this time.
I'm really gonna miss all the tequila/ fat tire/ sambuca fueled debauchery. Oh and the ice climbing too... :wink:
But I'll be happy once I get done with it and get back to work on the streets.
So, I'll just sit here as usual and read all of your adventures.
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redpointron
Nov 18, 2005, 3:14 PM
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In reply to: Well folks, its official. I will NOT be attendint this years ice festival. I'll be starting up paramedic school and really need to focus taking care of that. I can't quite afford to do both at this time. I'm really gonna miss all the tequila/ fat tire/ sambuca fueled debauchery. Oh and the ice climbing too... :wink: But I'll be happy once I get done with it and get back to work on the streets. So, I'll just sit here as usual and read all of your adventures.
i can rate posts today and i should give this a big pile of poo.... :wink:
where will you taking classes? don't you think reno can do some "in-service" training in between the craziness.
still hoping you're kidding...
r.r.
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reno
Nov 18, 2005, 3:29 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Sixty five? What freaking time calendar you watching, beeotch? sorry twinkle toes. i stand corrected. what i meant to say was its eighty-nine days until a man makes you feel special. happy valentines. 89 days!.....damn homos. :oops:
^^^
Touche!
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pupjr
Nov 18, 2005, 4:19 PM
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alright everybody, this year i will be attending my first ouray ice festival!! Now i should be scared out of my mind to attend this thing with your crazy drunks, but for some weird reason i'm not. So far from reading some of this post it looks like i need to bring
1. the beer bong
2. good tequila
3. at the least 2 camelbacks (for all the belguims)
4. My lambchops puppet (for the lonely people there)
5. My langerie (looks like i get to do some lap dances!)
Anything i'm forgetting??
Can't wait for the debauchery. add me down, plus what looks like 3 more people, maybe more (gotta pay for the hotel room somehow.) I am VERY psyched for my first time ice climbing, any beta would be greatly appreicated.
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mother_sheep
Nov 18, 2005, 4:24 PM
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In reply to: Well folks, its official. I will NOT be attendint this years ice festival. I'll be starting up paramedic school and really need to focus taking care of that. I can't quite afford to do both at this time. I'm really gonna miss all the tequila/ fat tire/ sambuca fueled debauchery. Oh and the ice climbing too... :wink: But I'll be happy once I get done with it and get back to work on the streets. So, I'll just sit here as usual and read all of your adventures.
STEVE! That's a bummer. Good luck in school.
That pic of me reminds me that I lost that sweater. I miss it. :-(
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