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kansasclimber
Apr 30, 2006, 12:16 AM
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Me, Stephen Nance, will be taking colorado by storm once again. It has been a year since I have been back to the cliffs of colorado, and just know, I will be in your town, wrecking and dispatching routes, and problems at will. I have been in the gym here in kansas getting stonger and wrestling with the emotions of coming out to CO, I feel like an animal that is about to be let loose from its ruthless cage. You can pm me on here and i will tell you when im in your area if you would like to come watch, spot, or belay me. I figure ill warm up on Whispers in RMNP, and take a lap on the 8th day, before I really start going hard. Yeah Im good, and your not. And no im not a troll, just your worst freakin' nightmare.
Stephen
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timstich
Apr 30, 2006, 12:28 AM
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I'd suggest you go throw down on the Front Range Partners thread in the Mountain states partner forum, too.
CRUSH!
KILL!
DESTROY!
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mankyanchor
Apr 30, 2006, 12:37 AM
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bring it, i will even carry the rack i just wanna see some hard routes sent. how do you feel about eldo? i don't have a job yet so all next week is free. ill be waiting for a pm
phill
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shorty
Apr 30, 2006, 12:38 AM
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Oh, be still my beating heart. Clear the calendar. Pay homage to that great boulder-of-boulders. I'm feeling whelmed. Words cannot describe the warm feelings in my gastro-intestinal track. Oh hold on, I think I finally know the appropriate response:
*** yawn ***
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nevenneve
Apr 30, 2006, 12:44 AM
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I doubt I'm the first, just the first today. oooooOOOOOOOOOkershit.
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miavzero
Apr 30, 2006, 1:42 AM
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"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
-Anonymous
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kricir
Apr 30, 2006, 2:31 AM
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I'll show you The only two 5.14's in the big thompson canyon area if you want, but first we must race up Longs peak. If your weak, flatlander lungs out pace mine, then I will bow down and call you master.
But really, If you wish to go climbing in the big-T canyon area, Im you man.
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kansasclimber
Apr 30, 2006, 2:40 AM
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I trail run longs a lot when im up there, last 2 summers i did it in the mornings for a warm up, fun stuff, but yeah, id definetly like to see where those 14's are!! lemme know, and ill pm you when its gets closer to D-Day.
Stephen
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majid_sabet
Apr 30, 2006, 3:42 AM
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When are you going to be in YOS
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cosmiccragsman
Apr 30, 2006, 3:53 AM
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You won't be able to climb in Colorado, if you break your freaking arm from patting yourself on the back! :P :roll:
:troll: :drama:
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wjca
May 1, 2006, 7:38 PM
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In reply to: Me, Stephen Nance, will be taking colorado by storm once again.
AND I'M BRINGING MY FUCKING BLU BLOCKERS WITH ME, BITCHES!!!!
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scrapedape
May 1, 2006, 7:57 PM
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In reply to: Me, Stephen Nance, will be taking colorado by storm once again.
Me very impressed! Me also bow down before Stephen! Me want to climb with Stephen someday, when me climb good, if Stephen will climb with I.
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fluxus
May 1, 2006, 8:19 PM
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I'm sure for such rad boys as yourself a little ditty know as the Colinator should be a nice warm-up. After that go try The Path, its easier but you might be a little tired after the first route so treat yourself to an easier line. Then there is Living in Fear, which I'm sure you will on sight with ease since its as straight forward as they come. You are also in luck, I think the conditions will still be o.k. at the Fortress of Solititude when you are in town so you should totally hike the two routes up there, in your blue blockers and rubber pants. Looking at your resume though (http://www.rockclimbing.com/users/list.php?UserID=kansasclimber&mode=4) I'm not exactly sure why you are going to Colorado since there's nothing in CO for the likes of you. What challenges could you possible find there that would be worthy of you ability? You should just stay in Kansas knowing that anything you might get on in Colorado would just be a let down.
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timstich
May 1, 2006, 9:41 PM
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In reply to: I'm feeling whelmed.
Is that like being sleepy?
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kydd76
May 1, 2006, 10:10 PM
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slow down, boy. colordo is a big place, lots to climb.
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grk10vq
May 1, 2006, 10:44 PM
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carefull you dont hit your head on anything.
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angry
May 1, 2006, 11:56 PM
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PM me.
I'll redefine what you think hard is. If you've got half the motivation that you've got shit-talk, I'll have use for you.
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cosmiccragsman
May 2, 2006, 12:24 AM
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Angry wrote:
In reply to: I'll redefine what you think hard is. If you've got half the motivation that you've got s----talk, I'll have use for you.
I have to give Angry a trophy for this one! and 5 laughing faces
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hey Angry, why don't you return any of my PMs???
Cosmiccragsman
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angry
May 2, 2006, 4:44 AM
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You PMed me? Give me a minute, let me check
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angry
May 2, 2006, 4:47 AM
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That was a year ago.
I think I didn't respond because I wasn't going to be in CA anytime soon.
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sick_climba
May 2, 2006, 4:52 AM
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Yo Kansas you come to Newcastle Colorado Ill give you 50 bucks IF you can send one of three routes at the Fortress of solitude... the unrated acclaimed 5.15 a flex Luther, kryptonite a 5.14 d or an unnamed 5.14 c in the area. If your so good and want to tackle Colorado's hardest climbs here they are! I'm free any time. What have you got to lose if you can tackle any one of those... just red point I'll give you 50 bucks!
PS no stick clip!
Also I just found a v.12+ high ball rail, in Redstone and there's a few v10s I know of Hell you could do the still projected 45 wall at the puox its a wall at a 45 degree angle (hence the name) and its a 5.13+ looks like fun .... lots ad lots of routes and i bet if you come my way you won't send half the hard ones I can show you!
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phaedrus
May 2, 2006, 3:56 PM
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phaedrus moved this thread from General to US - Mountain States.
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nextascent
May 2, 2006, 4:13 PM
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Wow...I wonder what the very large ego is compensating for? :roll:
Stephen...I've got some great Canadian pharmacy sites I can send to help ya out!!!!
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sidepull
May 2, 2006, 5:04 PM
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This guy has to be one of burt bronson's illegitimate/illiterate spawn. If so, Colorado is indeed in trouble. All climbing women will be impregnated and all projects will be sent (all beer will be drunk and all sentence construction will degrade).
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dynosore
May 2, 2006, 5:14 PM
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Soo... you're a run of the mill .12 spurt climber who's been practicing in the gym. I'll call R&I. 14 year old girls are sending harder stuff than you :lol:
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