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camhead
Aug 15, 2012, 12:53 PM
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The original list on here also needs to include basketball shorts (more of a noob thing, but strong occurrence in douchebags, too. Oh, and Under Armour!
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chadnsc
Aug 15, 2012, 12:55 PM
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I should get +5 for being from and climbing in northern Minnesota.
Damn, with that I'm at 11 points. 
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sbaclimber
Aug 15, 2012, 1:20 PM
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edge wrote: Chalk bag clipped to a haul loop with a carabiner, +2 Clipped with a toy carabiner, +4 
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chadnsc
Aug 15, 2012, 3:08 PM
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njrox wrote: chadnsc wrote: I should get +5 for being from and climbing in northern Minnesota. DENIED! 2, maybe 3 points. NJ/NY is 5pts (unless you live out in the boonies).
Then I'm only up to 9 or 10 points. Guess I'm not a douchebag. 
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Marylandclimber
Aug 15, 2012, 3:14 PM
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I do but there's nothing wrong with a cordelette. Its just a loop of cord and makes no sense for people to not like it.
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carabiner96
Aug 15, 2012, 3:47 PM
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Marylandclimber wrote: I do but there's nothing wrong with a cordelette. Its just a loop of cord and makes no sense for people to not like it.
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Marylandclimber
Aug 15, 2012, 4:24 PM
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Haha that was pretty good! :p
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notapplicable
Aug 15, 2012, 5:28 PM
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Marylandclimber wrote: I do but there's nothing wrong with a cordelette. Its just a loop of cord and makes no sense for people to not like it.
Good point. Batman never leaves home without his gigantic utility belt fully stocked either.
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njrox
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Wearing a daisy chain, and clipped on each loop is a different Axe Body Spray fragrance. that would be awesome, brah.
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rgbscan
Aug 15, 2012, 7:42 PM
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edge wrote: Chalk bag clipped to a haul loop with a carabiner, +2 Clipped with a toy carabiner, +4
I dunno, the chalkbag is the only place a toy carabiner might have a place. I would say bonus points for a full on screwgate locker keeping that chalk attached :-)
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kappydane
Aug 15, 2012, 8:27 PM
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Dew rag, faux hawk, wrist bands, cycling gloves when climbing, tall socks
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carabiner96
Aug 15, 2012, 8:49 PM
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Trying to justify a douche bag point : 7 pts
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rgbscan
Aug 15, 2012, 9:03 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: Trying to justify a douche bag point : 7 pts
I'm finally starting to rack them up!
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areyoumydude
Aug 15, 2012, 11:59 PM
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rgbscan wrote: edge wrote: Chalk bag clipped to a haul loop with a carabiner, +2 Clipped with a toy carabiner, +4 I dunno, the chalkbag is the only place a toy carabiner might have a place. I would say bonus points for a full on screwgate locker keeping that chalk attached :-)
You guys are getting douchebags and n00bs mixed up.
http://www.rockclimbing.com/..._reply;so=ASC;mh=25;
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redlude97
Aug 16, 2012, 1:28 AM
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areyoumydude wrote: rgbscan wrote: edge wrote: Chalk bag clipped to a haul loop with a carabiner, +2 Clipped with a toy carabiner, +4 I dunno, the chalkbag is the only place a toy carabiner might have a place. I would say bonus points for a full on screwgate locker keeping that chalk attached :-) You guys are getting douchebags and n00bs mixed up. http://www.rockclimbing.com/..._reply;so=ASC;mh=25;
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granite_grrl
Aug 16, 2012, 1:30 AM
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There should be one point for every person in the pose not climbing/belaying when at the crag.
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jt512
Aug 16, 2012, 1:50 AM
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5 points if you 1-starred the OP.
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carabiner96
Aug 16, 2012, 2:09 AM
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jt512 wrote: 5 points if you 1-starred the OP.
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notapplicable
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Bringing your radio to the crag and playing Chili Peppers loud enough that I can hear it 20 yards away has to be worth 10 points by itself...
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camhead
Aug 16, 2012, 11:43 AM
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carabiner96 wrote: jt512 wrote: 5 points if you 1-starred the OP. That probably goes with attempting to justify why there is nothing wrong with the particular action that earns douche points.
Hehe, douches one starring people for calling them douches kind of reminds me of those Islamic fundamentalists who kill people for saying that Islamic fundamentalism is violent. It only confirms what they are trying to combat.
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Marylandclimber
Aug 16, 2012, 1:41 PM
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Haha that was probably me and my friends
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snowfall
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notapplicable wrote: Bringing your radio to the crag and playing Chili Peppers loud enough that I can hear it 20 yards away has to be worth 10 points by itself...
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cracklover
Aug 17, 2012, 5:28 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: njrox wrote: lame, I was hoping that I could the make ten points.  what if I wear two gold chains? 5 pts for being from Jersey? Or Mass?
WOo, I'm from both! Nice! That puts me at ten points right there. Douchebag for the win!!11!!
Missing all your other components, but just feel the Jersey Boy/Masshole doucheitude oozing out of these pics:
GO
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