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lpclimber
Jun 10, 2003, 2:10 AM
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In you opinion what is the worst thing to hear when climbing.
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alpinerock
Jun 10, 2003, 2:11 AM
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opps, or the name Mike Camp
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keinangst
Jun 10, 2003, 2:15 AM
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"Aw, man, I think it's cashed." :shock:
"rest there for a sec, I gotta fix this real quick"
or any combination of those two.
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mcgardogen
Jun 10, 2003, 2:19 AM
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off belay!
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cbeltrano
Jun 10, 2003, 2:20 AM
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"ROCK!!!!!"
or some sort of bone or tendon snapping sound i suppose
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lpclimber
Jun 10, 2003, 2:27 AM
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Hold on were switching belays
(true Story)
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alpinerockfiend
Jun 10, 2003, 2:28 AM
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Lighting striking the pinnacle you're climbing on.
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raindog
Jun 10, 2003, 2:34 AM
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Belayer-- "How's that crux going? Did I tell you I went fishing last Wednesday? I caught a huge one. It was THIS BIG!"
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corpse
Jun 10, 2003, 2:41 AM
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yeah, combo of those "off belay, I gotta take a leak.. You want anything to drink?"
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mcgardogen
Jun 10, 2003, 2:42 AM
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climber: watch me!
belayer: sphincter says what?!
(true story)
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tyify
Jun 10, 2003, 3:00 AM
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"Wow that wasn't supposed to break..Oh I got it I tied the knot wrong...Hang on!!"
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lpclimber
Jun 10, 2003, 3:34 AM
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when the climber gets to the top. "now what do i do!"
(True story first lead)
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deadfish
Jun 10, 2003, 3:38 AM
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From belayer at the gym...
"Hang out there for a sec...I'm belaying the wrong rope"
True story.
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crackaddict
Jun 10, 2003, 3:44 AM
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After waiting an hour for your partner to set up his belay.
"What ever you do. Don't fall! I am not to sure about this anchor!"
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meatball
Jun 10, 2003, 4:46 AM
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Did I ever tell you that I'm narcoleptic. Sometimes I'll just be sitting here, and then all of the sudden...
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tenn_dawg
Jun 10, 2003, 4:50 AM
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I'm late...
Travis
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dlintz
Jun 10, 2003, 4:50 AM
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(Singing): "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands......"
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smiley
Jun 10, 2003, 4:56 AM
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"I almost dropped you like a bad habit!"
True story. :x
In reply to: (Singing): "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands......"
Hey, I was the one starting Smiley's Internationally Known Rockclimbing Choir. I don't have any gigs yet... and so far it's just me, but I'm thinking of giving away a free jellybean to anyone who wants to join!! Any takers? :D
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sheldonjr
Jun 10, 2003, 4:57 AM
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"Did he say 'On Belay' or 'Off Belay?'"
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dlintz
Jun 10, 2003, 4:58 AM
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smiley wrote:
i'm pretty much tone deaf, can i just clap? :D
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smiley
Jun 10, 2003, 4:59 AM
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Sure! We need a band! Can I offer you a jellybean? :D
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climbsomething
Jun 10, 2003, 4:59 AM
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Well, I'm not sure if this is bad, but if I ever hear it, I'll eat a pair of tape gloves:
jt512 to climbsomething: "So, Baby, wanna go trad climbing this weekend?"
or
curt: "Gee, I wish I had a rope right now."
or
Jack: "I find nothing more rewarding than Joshua Tree slabs."
:shock:
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acrofobic
Jun 10, 2003, 5:00 AM
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The plop like a watermelon hitting the ground.
After all we are a bag of water
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flying_dutchman
Jun 10, 2003, 5:17 AM
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dead silence...
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smiley
Jun 10, 2003, 5:19 AM
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In reply to: dead silence...
Yeah, I guess that one wins the prize!
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