A Bitchin' Dude After Soloing El Cap

OK, ladies - give the man some space....



"Oooh, Dr. Piton," cooed the Yosemite Hottie, "you've been up there how long?? Twelve days?!" she exclaimed with glee, a gleam in her eye. "Come with me - I have something for you...."

LATER...

"Oooh, Dr. Piton, have you had enough yet? I'm soooo satisfied..."

"Hell, no!" replied Dr. Piton. "I can eat another pint of Ben & Jerry's - no problem, eh? And like, would you pour me another beer please, little Hottie?"