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calamity_chk
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ROLLING
oh, the UT memories ... should we start a campfire jokes thread?!!?!
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calamity_chk
Jun 17, 2002, 4:03 AM
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"One method of getting loved ones to look more fondly on your climbing is to tell them that since you've started climbing you hardly do drugs anymore." — David Harris.
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calamity_chk
Jun 17, 2002, 4:12 AM
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"Alcohol, firearms and a 4 wheel drive can go a long ways towards making a rain day into a fun rest day." — Frank Stock.
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calamity_chk
Jun 17, 2002, 4:14 AM
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"Someone needs to post a qoute for the day so I can put another one up.. I hate having [more] three posts in a row."
~ good friend and fellow user of rc.com
[ This Message was edited by: clymbr_chk on 2002-06-16 21:15 ]
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nikegirl
Jun 17, 2002, 4:15 PM
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" golf is like hide and seek for old people"
~~clymber
Hahahahaha
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clymber
Jun 18, 2002, 3:00 AM
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A hundred and forty million years ago a creature struggled to escape the horizontal world. It became lean and strong and developed into a magnificent climber. Then driven by sucess and years of evolution it developed feathers.
Down climbing had become a thing of the past
Arc'Teryx home page
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nikegirl
Jun 18, 2002, 3:17 AM
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"Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm."
~Abraham Lincoln
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hangerlessbolt
Jun 19, 2002, 3:17 AM
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"The warmth of another's eyes, the fresh scent of rain on a hot summer's eve – moments like these renew in us a heartfelt appreciation for life."
~Gwen Weising
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nikegirl
Jun 20, 2002, 3:29 PM
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"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity"
~Albert Einstein
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kriso9tails
Jun 20, 2002, 6:30 PM
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My friend and I were sitting in Hess Village (basically a small street with a bunch of bars), and we were looking at all the ego-driven trendy youth and came up with this slogan.
"The Village has all the depth of a puddle; once you've broken the surface, you've already hit rock bottom."
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wyoclimber
Jun 20, 2002, 9:54 PM
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"Don't take life too seriously... You'll never make it through alive"
-unk
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nikegirl
Jul 8, 2002, 5:19 AM
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"ALWAYS remember that your censor's negative opinions are NOT the truth!!!"
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funky
Jul 9, 2002, 4:14 AM
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quote " "
silent bob from any of his movies
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jono13
Jul 9, 2002, 4:16 AM
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"insert quote here"
- I dont know
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wildtrail
Jul 16, 2002, 6:19 AM
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Don't eat red fruit with a guy named Larry.
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wildtrail
Jul 16, 2002, 6:20 AM
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"Every lay in bed with another naked man eating crackers? And, when your were done eating crackers, did you ever roll around in the crumbs?"
My Uncle Arnold
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wildtrail
Jul 16, 2002, 6:22 AM
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Another one from Uncle Arnold:
"Ever call in sick from work while your wife was away and sit on the kitchen floor naked, eat cheese, and try to lick your ba**s?"
Don't ask me where he comes up with this stuff. If you met him, you'd know better than to ask.
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wildtrail
Jul 16, 2002, 6:22 AM
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"You're doing it wrong..."
I'll let you take that one ANY way you wish. However, it doesn't pertain to what you thought of right away you sicko!
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wildtrail
Jul 16, 2002, 6:23 AM
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"You can be anything you want. Just don't lose sight of your dreams. Never let anyone tell you, you can't."
My Parents
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wildtrail
Jul 16, 2002, 6:25 AM
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I think this one all climbers can respect.
"Never, never, never quit!"
Winston Churchill
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wildtrail
Jul 16, 2002, 6:27 AM
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In speaking of American women:
"Never yet have I experienced from the fair sex such energetic rejection of all advances; or if I have, never from so many at once."
Albert Einstein
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wildtrail
Jul 16, 2002, 6:31 AM
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When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the Universe.
John Muir
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wildtrail
Jul 16, 2002, 6:32 AM
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Most people are in the world, not of it - they have no conscious sympathy or relationship to anything about them - undiffused, separate, and rigidly alone they are like marbles of polished stone, touching but separate.
John Muir
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wildtrail
Jul 16, 2002, 6:32 AM
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None of nature's landscapes are ugly so long as they are wild.
John Muir
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wildtrail
Jul 16, 2002, 6:33 AM
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The battle we have fought, and are still fighting. . .is part of the eternal conflict between right and wrong and we can not expect to see the end of it.
John Muir
*He knew it back then too.
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