Us: "Spider webs! Gross!" Spiders: "Predators! Hide!" Mosquitoes: "Lunch! Dig in!" Giant roach thing: "How the &@^& did I get here?!"
Climbed the under-the-roof-but-not-a-roof-pull variant and the straight-up-the-juggy-face variant, but not the over-the-bulge variant. A gigantic beetle the size of a hissing cockroach (but with a different & strange abdomen) fell out of the trees on my wife's head. Good times.