Is this proper for TR?

I am trying to rig it this weekend and do some outdoor TR but not sure if I got all of them in the right format, help me please

Thanks

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Maybe someone should have killed you.

Let the door hit your ass on the way out

xoxo

Well, this is a classic example of what happens when our climbing community doesn’t take the time to implement a comprehensive 'n00b Management Plan'...

That has a nice ring to it. It should be worked into a signature, t-shirt, bumper sticker, or something.

I really need to introduce more hot chicks to climbing. No, you don't understand, I NEED this man, so DON"T BLOW IT FOR ME. Please. I'm begging you. I won't take anyone else, I promise.

Maybe if you could climb harder than 5.10 after all those years you've been climbing, you wouldn't be on the same routes as said noobs in the first place.

you should definitely have a special exemption for attractive girls and hot chick noobs...always take them climbing

wow, what a very poor and dangerous attitude you have. I hope you get help for that.

1. So your telling me you were never a n00b? You just woke up one morning with the ability to climb 5.14 and had all knowledge of climbing innate withing you?

Good work Leech, laid it all out for us in black and white. I’m proud to say, I have yet to actually be of any help what so ever on this site, so I know I’m doing my part.

Furthermore, I have already begun developing some anti-n00b devices.

You are obviously using a radial and an all season one at that. Gawd Ur gonna die NOOB!

n00b, after you’ve been climbing more than four months, you might learn that even 5.11 climbers like to enjoy a classic 5.8 line once in a while, or may want to warm up by running laps on some of the popular 9s and easy 10s.

Just double up all your biners and you'll be set, you should probably double up those pulleys also.

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Is this proper for TR?

I am trying to rig it this weekend and do some outdoor TR but not sure if I got all of them in the right format, help me please

Thanks

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Majid just make sure you wear a helmet and you'll be fine.

Trust me...I have taught climbing at my local gym.

Everybody has the right to climb. Its a great way to make new friends.

So far, the people that I have trained did not injure themselves or kill themselves.

Every question asked here makes a begginer safer.

Tell yourself that your answer could save that person's life.

Trust me...I have taught climbing at my local gym.

So far, the people that I have trained did not injure themselves or kill themselves.

My last question is do you remember the first time you climbed?

Trust me...I have taught climbing at my local gym. So far, the people that I have trained did not injure themselves or kill themselves.

The next time you’re on a n00b route (pansy) and a bunch of greasy, hairy, stinkin, stark nekkid n00bs mysteriously come out of the wood work flinging poo, screaming like monkeys, swinging from rap lines, rubbing their big, greasy balls in your face and pissing on your head from above, you’ll know what it’s about.

CULL THE PRICKS!!!

CULL THE PRICKS!!!

Pricks - Before you think about flaming me get out from behind your animosity

Maybe we shouldn’t kill them directly, but we’ve got to do something about the influx of n00bs that increases exponentially every day.

I know we’ve all done this at least once... There’s a nice guy at work who says that he wants to come climbing some time. So you take him outside, show him the ropes, and have a good time. But what have you really done? You’ve created another n00b, that’s what.

Maybe you’ve seriously responded to an rc.com thread with a question like, “How do I make a toprope anchor?” You offered friendly, helpful advice and went on feeling good about yourself. Meanwhile, all you’ve done is support a n00b and encouraged him to climb more.

Have you noticed how the crags get more crowded each year? Are you tired of the throngs dominating popular routes with topropes all day?

Have you noticed how much more frequently you top out, only to see a n00b on a route near you scrambling to hook up a funky, sketchy anchor that would have been a straightforward setup for anyone with even a modicum of experience?

Do you live in fear of having to partake in yet another rescue because some clueless leader and his incompetent belayer come tumbling down and ruin your day?

There’s a solution, people. Listen up.

1. Stop taking new people climbing. Maybe you do it to be nice, find new partners, or perhaps you just feel better about yourself if you climb with less-experienced people. I don’t care what the reason is. Knock it off! There are enough climbers here now, and plenty of partners to go around. Pull from the existing pool.

2. Ask rc.com to ban the Beginner’s Forum altogether. If that is not acceptable, the administrators should at least establish an auto-delete function for all thread titles that start with “How do I…” and “What shoes…” and other frequently used n00b titles.

3. Stop encouraging n00bs online. These online forums seem to be the primary way that gym n00bs develop the “experience” to venture outdoors. I know it’s our nature to be helpful, but this has to stop. Respond to all n00b questions with “STFU n00b!” That’s it. Say no more.

4. Carry the attitude of discouragement wherever you go. If you see some n00b giving a bad belay or struggling up a route with poor technique, refrain from giving helpful advice. Let them struggle or drop their n00b partner. Cull the n00bs. That’s what this is all about. Just be sure to move away from them so you don’t have to waste your day involved in a n00b rescue or recovery.

5. Boycott climbing gyms. This is a big sacrifice, I know. Especially if you live in an area without year-round outdoor climbing. But you know as well as I do that climbing gyms are the biggest producers of n00bs nowadays.

6. If you must use a climbing gym, refer to #4. In fact, feel free to be a dick to the n00bs you meet there. Make them feel unwelcome, perhaps even threatened. This attitude (called “localism” among surfers) is effective at keeping gumbies off the good surf breaks. We need to carry this attitude into climbing as well.

Some may wonder how you identify a n00b. If you have to ask this question, you likely are one of them. So STFU and find a new way to spend your free time!

These are just a few suggestions off the top of my head. I’d love to hear other suggestions and ideas. The important thing is that we work together to address this problem. We must cull the n00bs. The quality of our climbing future is at stake.

I can't wait for the day you are a jerk to the wrong person at the local crags, and that person pulls your punk card and beats your ass for being such as asshole.